While we were having a life instead of watching terrible metal videos, a clip was released for ”Dimmu Borgir,” which is, of course, a song by Cradle of Filth. I kid, I kid — although it would be just so fantastic if metal bands started naming tunes after one another. ‘Cause not even Living Colour were able to make naming a song after themselves cool, and they’re a way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY better band than Dimmu Borgir.

Luckily, DB made a riveting video for the song, including images of random chicks in Halloween make-up and still shots of t-shirts D&D kids wore in the 90s. So, y’know, we will all totally remember this track in a month.

Oh, wait. That’s not right. Here, try this:

Tragically, “Dimmu Borgir” comes from an album which is not also called Dimmu Borgir, but which is out now on Nuclear Blast.

-AR