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DEFILER IS THE FUTURE OF DEATHCORE!

 Wednesday, January 26th, 2011 at 11:00am by

You know how sometimes you’re like, “Ugh, fuck it, I hate music, I’ve heard everything and it all sucks,” but then some little band comes out of nowhere and fucking completely blows you away? The latest band to knock my dick in the dirt is a deathcore band called DEFILER, whose debuted song is called “Cryomancer.” No, I’m not sure what that means, either. It’s kind of lulzy to hear such ungodly, brutal vocals come out of Defiler’s singer (who is 17 and looks like he’s maybe 125 lbs soaking wet), but goddamn! In case you think that’s all studio trickery, here’s a video of the vocal tracking — this kid is a fucking beast!!

In all seriousness though, these kids have some serious fucking talent. This song is tight as fuck, and they can more than hold their own with deathcore heavyweights like The Acacia Strain, ABACABB or Emmure. From reading their MySpace and YouTube responses, they seem real nice, and I expect big things from them if they stick with it.

Hit them up on Facebook (or MySpace if you’re a poor person and/or an immigrant) and tell them Sergeant D sent you! In the meantime, you can be like me and rewind the beginning a million times to hear “I WANNA HEAR YOU CRY, BITCH!” over and over again.

-Sergeant D.

Sergeant D. makes people with no sense of humor mad every day at Stuff You Will Hate.

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  • Bread

    their drummer looks so out of place

    • Rena

      1

    • MonochromicSound

      It’s gotta be the glasses…

  • Sloth

    That was fantastic. Full of lulz.

    • Vinsanity

      laughable

  • Gecko

    Sarge, I absolutely love your posts. I’m snowed in up here, nicely toasted, and your posts always make me laugh. These guys sound like angry Dashboard Confessional. The breakup letter sealed it. Win!

  • OldandTired

    Dear Sergeant D.,

    Thanks for the lulz.

    • Carmel Astronaut

      ha it used to be that we’d downplay our hurt feelings, like whatever. now we record and nationally distribute a song about our hurt feelings. get a diary, defiler.

  • shotkocker

    goddamn man, i dont know…

  • smearCampaign

    More like bore-core. What a snooze fest. Keep up the comedy Serge, these guys are as bad as The Acacia Strain, ABACABB and Emmure.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

    the contortionist is sill the only deathcore band i could consider to be good any standard

    • Conrad

      +1 for good taste in a shitty genre.

    • orbital

      +2 breh

    • sweat drips from my balls

      I think The Contortionist incorporate other different genre elements that are prominent in their songs to classify them as a straight up deathcore band tho, but still +3

      • The I

        Yeah, they sometimes remind me of Cynic or something in their clean guitar passages.

  • no-ghost

    shit stinks

  • Cladgemeister

    That is not how you spell Kirsten.

  • Zack

    haha, Defiler was the name of that crappy band that Chris’s wife tried to manage in The Sopranos!

    • wv

      ha yeah. do some blow and get to work!

  • kmfcm

    Vincent is still better at the mean spirited lyric. . .but hey, they’re trying.

    More than I can say for some other bands.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f60fa9e6421f91d4c1d1d0e1fe20a144?s=80 Goro923

    The singer’s voice is actually not that bad… if Suicide Silence kicked out that other asshat, hired this guy and cut out the breakdowns, they’d probaly be a lot better.

    • matty2fatty

      Wouldn’t that be an acapella group? ba-zing!

      • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

        Ba dum tiss!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f60fa9e6421f91d4c1d1d0e1fe20a144?s=80 Goro923

      Damn I just set myself up so bad it hurt…

  • noobpotato

    the vocalist is alright, everything else is so bad it hurts.

  • Colin

    i like it

  • metalhead616

    well if you think so..^^

    He looks like hayden christensen crying:
    I killed them all, not only the men, the children and women, too.

    Yes the Future of Deathcore A mother carrying the vocalist as a Fetus.
    And then He sings : I wanna see you squief bitch…^^!

  • lurking fear

    Fuck off.

  • Noskaj

    Who bought him cigarettes?

    • Malamor

      Hahahaha I was thinking during that part “I’d kick my kids ass if he was smoking”

  • basshole

    i cant take a 17 year old seriously. sorry that sucked.

    so Sergeant D is the guy who says Pete Sandoval sucks and Defiler is the next big thing? so he is either the resident forum troll or utterly confused. Deathcore doesnt have a future now that Despised Icon is gone.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Pearl-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Pearl Nutter

      Yeah some people don’t notice the avatar right away.

  • WowWee!

    That was funny.

  • BlackVomit

    How could this possibly be good? Really is this is a joke. Deathcore should never be used in the same sentence as good. His hand gestures are pretty funny though. So Superman hat = metal?? Nope…………….

    • WowWee!

      How is Superman not metal? He’s the Man Of Steel ffs.

  • Alex

    I actually didn’t mind the song but seriously that vocalist needs to tone down the facials.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Pearl-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Pearl Nutter

    FUCK THIS STUPID BAND AND THEIR STUPID MUSIC! I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO BARONESS AND MESHUGGAH! THAT’S THE BEST METAL!

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      1

      • MonochromicSound

        +1 to your +1

    • Benito

      How’s D’s dick taste?

    • Watt Par

      Enjoy your basement.

      • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

        1.1

  • stu

    this is the most horrible thing ever. ick.

  • ah

    wow

  • grossj

    WHO THE FUCK THINKS THIS IS COOL?

  • Adam

    Why is that teenager so mad at all those girlz? Maybe they took his Clearasil without permission, or maybe they tried to bend the brims on him and his friends’ hats?

  • Tyler

    This kid went through puberty at age 7 and started smoking 4 packs a day around age 10.

  • SP420

    The snare and hi-hat are painful to listen to during the breakdowns. And there’s too much hardcore influence here. Not a bad effort though, just…nothing unique. Maybe they should try again when they’re not in high school.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Forrest-Nalley/1396964302 Neil Forrest Nalley

    Sarge I really dont get your humor. I couldnt even make it to the 2:00 mark. And im pretty you could dvda that kids mouth. it is quite wide.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      No humor here brah, this song is fucking sick!

  • Perpetual Black Screen Name

    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….whew…hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha

    I WANNA’ SEE YOU CRY BITCH! hahahahaha Oh man, these guys suck! Thank you D. My first laugh of the morning. Oh btw, I went through some old archival stuff when I was bored last weekend and found your piece on ‘wigger slam’ featuring Short Bus Pile Up and Infernal Revulsion. SBPU is so hilariously disgusting and Infernal Revulsion actually isn’t half bad. Thanks for giving me some new shit to listen to. I’m sick of every suggestion for new music being beard-o/stoner shit.

  • Kazz

    Sounds like melodeath + breakdowns and dumb lyrics. So then the future of deathcore is…. melodeathcore?

  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    That’s a pretty cool song title. Shame it’s wasted on such a shitty band

  • Krang10

    Yeah for listening to the beginning a million times it’s “I wannna SEE…not HEAR” 2 very different senses. I did like the beginning though, fuck chicks I just wanna dance.

  • Matt

    For what appears to be 17 year old kids maybe they can progress into something awesome. Obviously they must be doing something right to get this far…..or they have rich parents.

  • TheSkunkCatcher

    I was wondering when this video would pop up on metalsucks, it makes me LOL every time.

  • Logan

    Deathcore had a future?

  • treghet

    The vocalist is currently on house arrest for beating a guy with a baseball bat. He made a post about it on his myspace. He’s just br00tal as fuck.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      mobb_deep.mp3

      • http://facebook.com/shanetallent MLKbledBBQsauce

        mobb deep>any rapper/group ever, besides nas maybe

  • Jogeta

    In all honesty…. I like it! And I wish my band was doing as well as these guys are NOW, let alone when I was fucking seventeen!

    Props to them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Beaman/1260212418 Andy Beaman

    Just when i thought you couldnt be any dumber, you post this……………………..and totally redeem yourself!!

    • !!!

      classic

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Patton/100000118933417 Nick Patton

    Call me crazy… I liked it. If these guys stay together, progress musically, their sound may evolve into something amazing. The fact that they are doing this at this age shows that they have potential.

  • Andrew

    Without the vocals they wouldn’t really be much imo

  • kidzord

    Ugh, fuck it, I hate music, I’ve heard everything and it all sucks

  • sacredchao

    “I want to see you cry, bitch”? Really? Dude’s kind of a dick.

  • Barry Von Breetalstein

    Man… people are jealous that a 17 year old is getting props from loads of people around the world whilst their shitty band cannot get a decent gig. I’m sure this guy could not give a toss about you and your shitty opinion.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      you get it

  • jakesaysyousuck

    i’m really thankful for everyone posting and re-posting our video. and i think all the comments are fucking hilarious, i’ve almost fallen out of my chair at some of them. if you hate us, sweet. because we’re going to keep making shitty generic deathcore that pisses everyone off. sound good? don’t care.
    - Jake

    • John

      HATERZ MAKE U FAMUS BRO

  • hejis

    Man, this makes me miss Despised Icon and Animosity……the only good (wiggerish) deathcore bands srsly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wayne-Blanenship/624950374 Wayne Blanenship

    they sound good and their not just screaming and you can understand them

  • Greg

    Yeah.. How the fuck does this band blow you away? And why would you call it the future of Deathcore? Wow dude, just wow. Not saying they are bad, they are just simply not ground breaking like you lead on. You got me pumped, I have blue balls now. Thanks dude.

    • Vinnymac

      YEAH MAN THIS SHIT SUCKS BUT YOU SAID IT WAS GUD WTF MAN…..wait what’s sarcasm?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Mritz-Rabson/639118811 Mark Möritz-Rabson

    I’m glad the future of deathcore looks so dim. Because if that’s the case, we won’t have to deal with any more shitty music like this. This band is shit.

  • http://heavymetalist.com heavymetalist.com

    Sounds like Parkway Drive lite… could be worse though… like Disturbed or something….

    Sergeant D have you listed to Deez Nuts?? Pretty sure you will like this…

    http://www.myspace.com/deeznutshardcore

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      Yes, Deez Nuts are great/horrible! Love them!

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    The vocals weren’t bad. The rest of it however was meh. The ending was interesting enough though.

  • vedicardi

    vocalist was the only good part

  • fenris

    god help us if this what talented band is this days.

    I hope this just some bad joke from you guys.

  • Art Weingartner

    Why do they let this asshole post on this website. Awful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emmanuel-Quinones/100000463639580 Emmanuel Quinones

    decent at best, LOL the vocalists facial expression HE MAD! lol break up letter xD

  • Ruddiger

    So, I start watching this vid after reading. I hear the song start and then I realize, fuckin’ Sergeant D posted this shit. How does one man acknowledge some awesome early 90s death metal and then turn around and say these kids have talent? That breakdown at 1:15 says it all, “THIS FUCKING BLOWS!!”

  • HARRYDICKERSON

    That kid needs to bulk up if he’s gonna act intimidating. I suggest GOMAD.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

    Cryomancer is a Mortal Kombat referance

  • Colin

    i mean its good pissed off music…sure its not technical or fucking ground breaking and sounds a lot like other fucking bands but at the end of the day if it gets ur blood pumpin then im down

  • krunkulor5000

    wtf CRYOMANCER??? LOL i’m gonna wanna more wreak up the stage than the pit if i ever see these fuckers play, who tha fuck?? why? who? how? grrrrrr what did we do to deserve a bad like that.

  • CRUCIAL MOSHERZ
    • sacredchao

      Love the kid doing the arm-swinging thing at the beginning. Looks like he needs more bedroom practice.

  • jakesaysyousuck

    lol that live video was done right when we got together with kids we recruited a week before that birthday show on a kids patio. hate all you want.

    • CRUCIAL MOSHERZ

      so you stood on the playground and offered kids some baseball cards if they joined your band, or did you give em ninja turtles action figures

      • jakesaysyousuck

        are your comments about us being young really supposed to affect me in any way? dude…hahahaha

        • sacredchao

          Aside from the fact that you refer to women as “bitches,” which is just fucking stupid and makes you look like an asshole, I think you guys are way better than your average band of 17 year olds. Grow the fuck up lyrically, and you’ll be fine.

          Also, deathcore….meh. Better genres out there.

          • jakesaysyousuck

            i have no idea why people call us deathcore. here’s something that will benefit you greatly – listen to other music by us. you will hear that we are in no way deathcore and i’m more than capable of writing of other things besides stupid sluts. until then, you’re a fucking tool for judging us by one song.

  • Matias

    What the fuck does Cryomancer have to do with the song’s lyrics? They should change the name to xSlutKillerx

  • Derp

    Oh look, another misogynist lyrically based deathcore band…

  • CRUCIAL MOSHERZ

    checked out their myspace, its all deathcore, any attempts to deny it fall on deaf ears.

    i also like how when someone mentions that they are good, the little singer boy has to bash them and call em a tool, way to make fans brah.

    heres some real advice: coming on here and talking shit and telling people to keep hating will get you just that, if you really want to piss us off,upset us or whatever your intent is, go home and write some crazy music that gets you signed and make a big impact,which will have us internet trolls coming here more to hate on you, get the fuck over yourselves, tomorrow they will be someone else for us to hate on more then you and your crap band,

    ps you wont even be a footnote in history so why so serious

  • sacredchao

    In reply to your earlier comment, Jake, I don’t care if your other songs are about how you discovered the meaning of life or are a well-reasoned critique of the situation in the middle-east – in this one you used the word bitch to refer to a woman, and are, therefore, a tool, to use your word.

    I’ll try not to judge you by just this one song from now on, and will assume that, in fact, you are not better than your average band of 17 year olds.

    • jakesaysyousuck

      if you knew the BITCH i had the misfortune of knowing, you’d take that back and apologize, friend. i respect your opinion, though.

  • dickface

    i love how all their instruments came from the musician’s friend bargain bin

    • Beenyad

      I can’t stop laughing at your name for some reason it’s not even funny but I can’t fucking stop.

  • Tyler

    lol I know the singer..fancy seeing this shit on here

  • rens

    Go listen to some suffokate then if you want deathcore only. What’s with you fake fucks calling this brutal music shit….

    • Sammy Dodge

       I hope you die asshole :)

  • Zack

    I have rewinded the beginning a million times to hear LET ME SEE YOU CRY BITCH like you said before I even seen this review.. It’s so fucking brutal

  • thomaasss

    i wanna see you cry bitch!

  • http://Google.com Chandler

    These guys are fucking amazing

  • Akiburis
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1460316186 Tiziano Gennari

    what a load of shit…