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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A CAN OF MACABRE’S “JEFF BOYARDEE HUMAN STEW” AND A COPY OF THEIR NEW ALBUM

 Thursday, February 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm by

The limited edition The Chariot 7″ we offered as the prize for last week’s Photo Caption Contest was a hot item, but only one of you scores the gold. And that one of you is Mark Wakters, who chimed in with the following caption to the photo at right:

  • “Man, it sure is great to get that mountain removed from my arm!!!”

This week we’ve got a super-duper special prize pack from Chicago death metal merchants / pulverizers of human flesh Macabre. Two winners will receive a prize pack consisting of Macabre’s new album Grim Scary Tales (out February 8th via Willowtip… listen to a track for free and pre-order for only $10 here) and 1 can of the unique and very sought-after Jeff Boyardee Human Stew. Check out the gnarly pics of this delicious-looking concoction:

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You know the drill… come up with the funniest caption to the below photo (sent in by reader “Vomitorium”) and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!

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  • James M.

    Hare Metal

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

      Shit… done in one.

    • clamfarts

      awesome

    • Matt

      Dammit. Beaten to the punch. Instant winner, this James M.

      • Dingas McCloud

        1

    • James M.

      Nice, since I don’t really care much for Macabre. Give the prize to someone else who’ll enjoy it more than I would.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian-Varg-Voltaggio/1409575074 Christian Varg Voltaggio

        Guy on the left look like Randy Blythe to anyone else?

      • James M.

        Of course, if it were a copy of Ihsahn’s new CD or something like that….

        • James M.

          Ah, screw it. My email’s tortugo_de_fuego(at)yahoo(dot)com.

    • AetherJake

      Best caption ever. Give this man a metal.

      • AetherJake

        you see what I did there.

    • wha?

      You should have won….

    • Wayn

      I can’t believe you didn’t win – truly done in one!

  • metalmeathammer666

    whats so bunny?

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Bulk and Skull as mascots for the Fred Durst Society Of The Humanities And Arts’

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Barrie/695461310 Sean Barrie

      Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers FTW.

    • therealmetalmatt

      This one wins in my book

  • Nick

    Donnie Darko: Norwegian Directors Cut

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jaymz-Hina/100000866625703 Jaymz Hina

      props for that.

  • Tortiss

    Move over Burzum, there’s a new black metal band in town. “Bun-zum”!

  • meemperor

    Easter got contracted out to the teamsters this year.

  • BASSQUATCH

    Juggalo’s: They breed like rabbits

    • Trux

      Consider this for winner..

  • Alex Reyes

    Fall of Efrafa really went all out for their last show

  • skullsession

    Do these ears make me look fat?

  • MickFNS

    HOP AMONG US

  • favar

    TO CATCH A PREDATOR UPDATE: Rappers VIolent J and Shaggy from critically acclaimed “horror-core” group ICP were caught at a children’s Halloween party. Rumor has it they also operate under the alias “Pedobear.”

  • Matt

    Kvlt gets kvte.

    • Peter Griffin

      Good one :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alan-Hubbard/1630400598 Alan Hubbard

    “A Very Metal Easter”–The Chris Farley/David Spade movie that never made it past pre-production.

    birdd1972@yahoo.com

  • betterthanezra

    “I don’t know about this re-invention thing Mr. Manson” – Mike Fasano

  • Josh

    “Ugh. Mayhem changed their lineup AGAIN?”

  • stacy quinn

    Macabunny

  • Matt S

    DETHHOP

  • Adam Vance

    Is this a new “scale to summit” side project?

    “scale to plummet”?

  • justxmosh

    The juggalos take a trip to the bunny ranch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alden/100000286352345 Ben Alden

    I hate Easter, juggalos, and rabbits. I just want that human stew.

    Benwontbow@yahoo.com

  • Randito

    Repulsed? Well, we fuck like rabbits, too.

  • jateeg

    Donnie Darko+Immortal+Trailer Parks= Confused.

  • http://thatshowkidsdie.com Josh Haun

    Tr00 Kvlt Norwegian Egg Hunt.

    jjhaun@gmail.com

  • Seanicus

    We’re totally getting laid tonight.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Leo-Braund/707525448 Thomas Leo Braund

      haha!

  • Spanky

    Clown from Slipknot’s other band: Dirty Little Rabbits

  • deanerhead

    Eh…horns up, Doc!

  • John

    Performing on the main stage at this year Mayhem festival

  • chainchomp

    Rectum? Damn near killed em’!!

  • Koozy

    Playgirl’s contribution to black metal history month: Blackened Bunny Buddies

  • Stiggs

    “I dunno, I thought the Misfits cover band’s Easter-themed take of “Return of the Fly” as “Return of the Christ” was fun.”

  • Dirty Dominguez

    Insane Easter Posse

  • Ike Clanton

    Billy Milano’s at the audition for this years Cadbury Egg commerical. “Thanks Easter Bunny, Bawk Bawk”

  • Benito

    I fucking hate furries so god damn much.

  • Dave

    Hey lady, ever have your asshole licked by a rabbit in an overcoat?

  • itslostonthisguy

    I’ll trade you these guys for some of those Dark Skittles!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Jansky/1260627786 Christopher Jansky

    hasenpfucker

  • Tyler

    ICP are huuuuge Donnie Darko fans

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

    Just thought I’d leave this nugget:

    Bill Hicks, on Easter
    “I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit, left chocolate eggs in the night.

    Now, I wonder why we’re fucked up as a race, anybody? Anybody got any clues out there?

    Where do you get this shit from you know? Why those two things you know? Why not ‘Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer’ you know? As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild you know. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it’s back goin’ across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.

    ‘Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!’.

    ‘That’s the story of Jesus’.

    Who comes up with this shit?! I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the words ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in that fucking book”.

    -Bill Hicks

    • betterthanezra

      fucking love hicks.

    • Thoth

      + over 9,000

      Fucking love Hicks too, thank you for posting this, fellow vibration of energy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Izan-Lewis/1565035668 Izan Lewis

    peter rottentail and drugs bunny moments before they double homicide on farmer macgregor and elmer fudd.

  • Milksteak

    We are HARRRRRE CORRRRE!

  • Anthony

    Two descendants of William Hare mourn on the 182nd anniversary of his hanging.

  • Chino

    “People are gonna think we are SO fuckin METAL with these full-face wolf tattoos!” …”Aroooooo!”

  • metallicbrian

    Holy hell, it’s Goolsby and T.B. from Blitzkid…….

  • yzermantiis

    No silly rabbits….kvlt is for kids!!!

  • Sacajawea

    One of them has a single digit IQ and the other has enormous tits. You’d think that some combonation of the two would make the perfect Playboy Bunny…

    You’d be wrong.

  • mchuckie1006

    I bet this guy never says no to carrot cake.

  • Jim

    The expression air tight (or possibly hare tight) comes to mind.

  • Brock Sterns

    There is a very aggravating difference between rap-metal and hiphop-metal.

  • Flynn. F

    Oh god, what is this now, Carrotcore? Posers these days…

  • Aldon Miller

    Pictured here is the rejected album cover from Macabre’s “Human Monsters” EP.

  • David B.

    This is proof that easter is indeed a satanic holiday

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alden/100000286352345 Ben Alden

    Benjamin Bunny and Peter Cottontail if they were juggalos.
    benwontbow@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Peter-Hanbury/1334981542 Peter Hanbury

    Don’t worry. The handcuffs around the skinny one’s neck zero out all of the other bullshit.

  • Macabre Max

    Fat Dude:

    -Dude Are you sure this is the Peter Criss Make Up??

    Slim Dude:

    -Ummmm… I guess!!!!

    • Trux

      That made me laugh !

  • Dirtman73

    Introducing tribute band IBP.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Russell/553693986 Clayton Russell

    Thanks Easter bunny! Rawk Rawk!

    eddievanclaylen@yahoo.com
    (macabre is my favorite band ever haha)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Shcherbelis/507935408 David Shcherbelis

    “A million tours later, GWAR run out of ideas for costume updates… return back to face painting roots”

  • Wayn

    A publicity photo from Phil Anselmo and Kirk Windstein’s new side project – Watership Down.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pantalon-dAndy/680170069 Pantalon d’Andy

      1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Evan-Clark/1822866049 Evan Clark

    After his tenure with the Looney toons, Bugs turned to a darker crowd.

    grifism@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Borger/1077372716 Corey Borger

    Randy Blythe and Meatloaf got them hops!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Reed/1155463542 Ryan Reed

    the new misfits suck

    sloth.loves.chunk@hotmail.com

  • drupgyu

    Harecore was a thriving new metal genre in the suburbs of Helsinki…

  • tom

    insane clown bunnies

  • Zodiac

    Hare Splitting Question:

    Do these ears make me look fat?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alan-Murphy/594714704 Alan Murphy

    Gacy’s estranged Love-kids were very shocked at how close they actually resembled Daddy when they finally got to meat for the first time… Zing..!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Vandwich/502827008 Mikey Vandwich

    I suppose these are the rabbits manson was talking about..

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e6ce833e47fab512202107ed2cf6e9c0.png jaymewv

    these dudes are from the band Blitzkid. funny no?

  • David Fitzpatrick

    “Uh huh huh hey kiddes, follow me to my rabbit hut uh huh huh huh!”

  • MikeH

    Misfits were worried about losing their cute appeal. They nailed it

  • http://infernalnoize.blogspot.com wayniac

    Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Rabbit out of my Fat!

  • sliv

    Taco Riff, Elephants Marching Riffs, and now…Carrot Cake riffs.

  • Heywood

    No silly rabbit, Jesus rose from the dead, not the Easter Bunny.

  • Mike M

    Hare club for men

  • jason

    O hai there Jesus.

  • VoP

    Dimmu Borgir.

  • bitchass

    nu metal is spiraling out of control

  • gnarlatron

    Much to Dino’s dismay, the additional of Randy Blythe and make-up has brought strife to “Divine Haresy”.

  • dronemaloney

    looks like a misfit fan and a furry had children and they became juggalos…

  • Ironicallyunkvlt

    I shudder to think where they hid their eggs. Down the rabbit hole I shall not go, sir!

  • slice two

    is the rabbit’s foot still lucky if it’s taken off of a fat juggalo?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/MetalMatt-Longo/550940900 MetalMatt Longo

    Infernal Fiver & Blackened Bigwig

  • Keith Spillett

    C U AT ICP’s EAZTER EGGZ HUNT YO

  • Kathartiko

    Bugs Bunny’s new season.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholi-Stephaan-Cervantes/1281091549 Nicholi Stephaan Cervantes

    I wonder if they’ve got hops.

    nicoscervantes@yahoo.com

  • Steven

    That is one Fat f-ing easter bunny man…. Lay off the cadbury eggs…

  • Chris

    These guys arn’t juggalos, if i remember correctly, they are from the WV horror-punk band Blitzkid, why they arn’t more famous though is beyond me, seeing as how they have like 5 albums out

  • Khorb

    I knew I shouldn’t have watered my carrot garden with Faygo.

  • BILL

    Ha Ha Ha… Those guys look like rabbits!

  • BILL

    You know, Those rabbits are doing a pretty good job of desguising themselves as retards.

    • Brock Sterns

      I like this.

  • Ryan

    The new wave of juggalo’s has arrived

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Curtis/1637792261 Chris Curtis

    The phrase “going at it like rabbits” with these two is is making me cry.

  • http://www.myspace.com/morningofthetragedy Mike Malice

    Damn, he had to go and bring his fat friend

  • BILL

    Mr. Albert Fish(were rabbits your favorite dish?)

  • BILL

    The rabbit from monty python and the holy grail sure got fat.

  • BruisedMetal

    Crack bunnies

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Anthony-Gally/1586198244 John Anthony Gally

    juggalos beware there is a hare in my ass

  • jonah

    Jeff, didn’t your mother tell you beastiality is a sin, oh wait your Jeffrey Dahmer.

  • rose

    King Diamond fucked a rabbit?

  • BILL

    I wish those assholes would move their damn heads, I can’t read the apple ad.

  • Gruesome Greg

    In Pagan Norway, black metal bunny delivers you… TO EVIL!

  • Danny

    In case you didn’t know, these guys are from Blitzkid. Check out Let Flowers Die, it’s their last good album, and their best work if you ask me. If you like Misfits-inspired music, check ‘em out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alden/100000286352345 Ben Alden

    Randy Blythe and Dino Cazares start a new project: Rabbit Of Fear.
    takethisoath23@aim.com

  • anathema

    hare metal is so out of style these days.

  • Zac

    Just when I thought ICP Couldn’t get any worse… A new breed of Juggalo is born.

  • BILL

    Kryst the Konqurers easter performance

  • jason kruger

    Ted and Willy, the two biggest pussies in Boise, Idahos thriving black metal scene.

    • BILL

      Not Ted and Willie, its Bill and Ted, and they are WYALDE STALYONS

  • BruisedMetal

    Insane rabbit posse

  • Deucifer

    Turns out lagomorphic corpse paint isn’t as metal as it sounds.

  • BruisedMetal

    Before forming ICP they had afew other gimmicks that didnt work out so well