As you are probably well aware, our favorite punching bag, Vince Neil, is heading to the pokey on February 15 for not knowing how to hold his booze and/or drop his car keys. But did you know he is also in trouble for not knowing how to file a 1040 tax form? Seems Vince forgot to mail in those pesky $1.1 million tax dollars last year. Oops!

Okay, I admit it. I have never listened to Adema. I avoided any and all nu-metal bands like a diseased debutante’s nether regions. So, if this matters to you, the bassist for Adema, Dave DeRoo, got popped last month for violating his probation. Apparently, he had been arrested in 2008 for DUI. His bail has been set at a very Dr. Evilish $1 million.

If you can’t handle loud music, why the fuck would you move in next to a live music venue? British pub owner fined after heavy metal band, Sticky Fingers, rocks the joint/wakes up morons.

The most metal story of 2011 so far (so good, so what) – A 13-year-old Norwegian boy surrounded by pack of wolves blasts Megadeth on his cell phone to scare them away. Was it the intensity of the metal…or just Dave Mustaine’s annoying voice that did the trick? Read it here.

In Austintown, Ohio, alleged drunk driving asshole Donald Williams, Jr.’s lawyer asked a judge to remove “surplasage” (unnecessary statements) from his client’s indictment, including the fact that he was “listening to heavy metal” when he plowed through a stop sign, slammed into a vehicle carrying four Marine Corps recruits, didn’t stop until 581 feet after impact, and killed three of the young men in the process.

-CM

Corey Mitchell is a best-selling author of several true crime books.

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