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 Monday, March 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm by

On Friday night I got to see Dysrhythmia not only play their first show since August, but also debut some new shit for a packed room at Union Pool in Brooklyn. And if you’re jealous that I was there and you weren’t, and that I got to hear some new Dysrhythmia and you didn’t, well, you oughta be.

Lucky for you, the always-reliable Joshua James (a.k.a. (((unartig)))) was there to video the show, and he got some great footage of two new songs. So now you can be a little less jealous. I still breathed the same air as Colin Marston’s awesome haircut and you didn’t, so I still win.

-AR

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  • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

    These guys ripped it, as usual. Drummer’s other band (Zevious) was pretty tight as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    eh. i’ll see them when defeated sanity comes to queens in may =D

  • foobear

    No vocals, no breakdowns, no dancing, no fun.

  • Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye

    It was better when it was called Primus. More fun also.

    • Ryan

      are you deaf?

      • Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye

        Lighten up, Francis.

  • Clint

    Why are they even headbanging? There’s not a “heavy” moment to be found here. Take off that Death shirt, hack. You failed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nathan-Wisdom/507819479 Nathan Wisdom

      Agreed, Why are they head banging? Although the music may be really peculiar,and I may not be into it, Its still music, and I can’t dog him for supporting Chuck Schuldiner, RIP- but the title made me think it was gonna be heavy, whadda fail…

      • Clint

        I can TOTALLY dog him. If you’ve listened to Death there’s no excuse for this shit.

    • Poo-Scented

      One of the more unintelligent comments I’ve read on here. Really? Is there a formula you have to calculate to be able to headbang. Come on… I bet they’re heavier than your band, if you have one, so stfu

    • Ryan

      hey clint? shut the fuck up.

      • Clint

        Unfortunately their “formula” is the problem. Or the “formula” they’re trying to ape is more like it. Its watermark has been set higher than these turds can reach. This might as well be Coldplay as far as I’m concerned. I can’t help the fact that you guys can’t recognize music made by and for pussies when you hear it.

        • Headnuts

          Clint, I’m sorry there is a giant dong in your ear, you must not be able to hear this. :,( Dysrhythmia Rules!!!

        • Poo-Scented

          Sorry, I couldn’t read your comment, I was busy listening to ICP and beating my girlfriend to within a half inch of her life.

          • Clint

            Uh oh. Pussies mad!

    • Aaron R A

      Good morning, resident dumbass Mr. Clint. Just so you know, that same “pussy” in the Death shirt also plays in Krallice and Behold.. The Arctopus, both of which are absurdly heavy. You might want to remove your head from your ass before you start shit-talking a band or a musician, or you’ll probably come off looking like an idiot.

      • Clint

        Good afternoon, clueless pussy !! So am I to understand that you don’t know what the words “absurdly” or “heavy” mean then? As far as “looking” like an idiot……..you would know, I guess.

        • Poo-Scented

          Clint, I think you’ve been taking a little too much Tiger’s Blood recently. You need an intervention. Put a gun to your temple, pull the trigger, wait for the dial tone, and then you’ll get a call.

          • Clint

            Pussy STILL mad?!? WIIIINNING!

          • Poo-Scented

            Not mad at all, but I think the world would be less mad if you, and folk of similar ilk didn’t inhabit it.

          • Clint

            Yeah…….YOU MAD, DEEP THINKER!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Nguyen/100001285066849 Eric Nguyen

    EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! More tech metal/avant garde to decipher and count to.

  • gnarlk

    “say, ain’t you the boys that were wankin’ in my shed?”

  • http://music.whitearms.com Dr. Chim Richalds

    can’t wait! psychic maps is still blowing my mind.

  • Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye
  • WowWee!

    I was getting bored then I saw the Death shirt and it make me sit through it and I’m glad I did because it gets better and better.

    • WowWee!

      Here’s how much I like it. Death is my favorite band and I’m BUYING pychic maps right now.

    • Clint

      I saw the same Death shirt, but it got worse and worse.