WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Monday, March 14th, 2011 at 2:00pm by

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…WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK…

-WTF

  • Darth Brooks

    That is exactly what the fuck.

  • Sloth

    LOL WUT

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Gross/1569840018 Jeff Gross

      1

    • lulwut

      You called?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrs-Q-bi-Cubilln/1263407618 Andrés Q-bi Cubillán

        lolololololol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Jacobs/100000030228475 Alexander Jacobs

    wat

  • Vakarm

    1

  • Andrew

    Great post, 10/10, would read again.

  • !!!

    This isn’t nearly as good as the last time they played together.

  • Brian R.

    Ha ha. Since Def Lep sold out decades ago, could care less about them. Hilarious that Mike ‘Family Values’ Huckabee is either too stupid or too clueless to get the irony of performing this song. Not exactly family values!

  • Metal4aHead

    I’m no Def Leppard fan, but I for one think it’s pretty cool. Why can’t two people from different walks of life like the same shit? Why is that considered so wrong by a lot of people? Mike Huckabee seems like a pretty straight-up, open-minded dude (especially after doing the Torche video thing, espousing his love of the band) and obviously has wide-ranging musical tastes, as do most people. Just because he’s a political conservative and has obvous spiritual convictions shouldn’t exclude him or anyone else from enjoying any type of music he damn well pleases!

    • Kuranes

      I fully support Huckabee’s career ambitions as long as they don’t go beyond hosting a TV show and playing bass with old rock stars.

    • The I

      Yeah, to me this says that they’re a bunch of aging rockers who don’t take themselves too seriously to realize that their music has become a fun part of everybody’s cultural history, not just that of drugged-up groupies and eighties rebels.

      As for Huckabee, who cares? It’s not like he listens to real metal.

      • JB

        Huckabee listens to Doom metal. watch Red Eye

  • cw
  • Doomed do Better

    Where’s my spagetty strap belly top !? This Rocks ! RRRRROCKS !

  • Dubs

    GASP A CONSERVATIVE WHO CAN PLAY MUZIK?!?!?!?!?!

  • http://fullmetalattorney.blogspot.com/ Full Metal Attorney

    You guys should try reading this post the way I have to at my work computer: without any evidence there’s a video attached to this. It took me a whle to figure it out.

    Somehow, I think the version I have is probably more interesting.

  • nepenthe

    the “huckabee” guitar strap made me giggle.

  • erp2

    if his campaign direction reflects his technique…no thanks.

  • Isaac

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

  • shpostal

    Is there a death penalty for bands like Def Leppard? These guys started out as metal, at least the first two albums and then bit it. And Mike Huckabee? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I live in Arkansas where this dick governed, and trust me, you DON’T want him as President unless you want to turn the country into a theocracy (run by a certain religion, be it Christian, Islam, or other). I will give Huckabee credit for one thing though – when Marilyn Manson was scheduled to play Little Rock several years ago, lots of Jesus freaks had a fit over his coming to town and demanded that Huckabee shut the show down, but he refused, saying Manson had 1st Amendment rights and the right to perform just like anybody else. Manson did play.
    So, yes, Huckabee is a loser, but he did stand up for the 1st Amendment. How much he’d rally around freedom of speech once the religious right sunk their fangs into him is anybody’s guess.

    • Clint

      Huckabee plays with Def Leppard and loves Torche. Clinton plays sax on Arsenio Hall and eats at McDonald’s. Everyone wanted to have a beer with Bush, remember? They feign “regular guy”, so you’ll vote for them. Then they fuck the county. Beware all Politicians, idiots.

      • Aether Jake

        Clinton didn’t fuck the country, just his secretary.

        • Clint

          The fairy tail world you live in must be nice.

          • Squidkite

            Since Clinton is the only president to run a surplus in a really fucking long time and left office with a 65% approval rating, I’d say he’s not too bad and a saint by politician standards.

          • kvltofpersonality

            Have you ever been inside a fairy tail? Shit’s cash as fuck, puts 50 Cent’s complex to shame. I would totally live there.

            Also, why is everyone getting all “what the fuck” about this? This video is so funny that I don’t have time to list every funny ass thing about this video.

          • Clint

            It’s not a surplus when the country’s running any kind of deficit. And a 65% approval rating is only a measurement of how stupid the population was at the time. Don’t forget they elected Bush. Twice.

            And for the record: If I could spell, I wouldn’t be reading MetalSucks. Blow it out your ass. I’m still smarter than you.

  • Mopinker

    Best url ever

  • switch625

    WTF is also right…that is Steve Brown from Trixter on guitar as well.

  • american hate

    who fuckin cares?? its deff lep, not like they were ever respectable to begin with

  • Kazz

    Def Leppard sucks!

    You want a wahburger and some french cries?

    • !!!

      I’ll give props for the Joe Dirt reference.

      • lulwut

        And I’ll take away your rights for ever giving out “props” again. Joe Dirt sucked. Tool

        • Clint

          “I got the poo on me!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Pearl-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Pearl Nutter

    My face is contorted into so many weird shapes because of this. It’s kinda like a wide smile mixed with a look of absolute fear and horror.

  • Tacoloft

    “WINNING”

  • Decius541

    What the fuck?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Nguyen/100001285066849 Eric Nguyen

    Attempted Republican Takeover of the Fair Weather Metalhead majority.

  • eetfuk

    can somebody please explain the funny to someone who isn’t american?

    • http://www.facebook.com/whip.cracker Shannon

      I’m in the same boat… don’t have a clue who this Huckabee character is.

      • http://semicolonyum.blog.com Wei-Wei

        Yeah, me too, actually. Wikipedia says “Michael Dale “Mike” Huckabee (born August 24, 1955) was the 44th Governor of Arkansas, serving from 1996 to 2007.”

      • SP420

        He was one of the Republican presidential candidates for 2008 and all around a big drama queen. Was frequently on the nightly news and whatnot…big jesus freak, loves fast food (people gave him shit for that since he’s a round mutherfucker). All I can really remember off the top of my head. And after the election Fox News gave him his own talk show that no one watches.

        • eetfuk

          thanks!

          haha.

        • http://semicolonyum.blog.com Wei-Wei

          “big jesus freak” trololololol

  • Ron Deuce

    Well if it was a band like Pig Destroyer, I’d be alarmed. Nice Huckabee guitar strap, fuckin dildo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Arriola/100002131340820 Patrick

    This is awesome, maybe next we’ll get to see Mike Huckabee playing with GWAR

    • Jason H.

      They’ve appeared on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld before.

  • Joe

    And somewhere, someone gives a shit…..

  • madskins

    Anyone else think Phil sounds better on vox than Joe Elliot these days? I truly couldn’t care less about Huckabee – if he gets the ’12 GOP nomination he’ll lose.

  • Deucifer

    The bassist for Def Leppard only has one agenda.

    • Clint

      Nice!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Young/1635504874 Thomas Young

    haha fuck yes go huckabee

  • http:///www,twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    Huckabee’s greatest accomplishment is that he got all of you talking about a bass player.

  • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

    Def Lep earns major props from me for this. I have to picture Collen laughing at the poor simpleton who was dumb enough to listen to the song repeatedly and not get what it’s about.

  • Mordecai 9000

    In the words of Skwisgaar Skwigelf
    “Ugh, there is no God, listens to his guitar.”

  • donk

    You guys comment on a post like this. Wow!

  • Igottawocket

    This may have already been said, but…
    WHAT THE FUCK.

  • Simon from Canada

    Pause at 1:00. Who is that ethereal figure in the background?

  • bio_bot

    “did you make a picture today in kindergarten? would you like to tell us about that?”