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What the fuck??

HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE

 Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011 at 3:00pm by

I don’t even know what to say about this… each moment is more incredible than the last, but I don’t wanna spoil any of the glorious surprises. So just do yourself a favor and watch it.

-AR

Major props to Watson Mulkey for the tip!!!

  • RomuluXX

    What the fuck did I just watch

    • …Metal \m/

      Really… i mean cmon, could they sound any less enhtusiastic and off temp just horrible… i oculdnt even tell what it was till the chick said respect and then i thought it was gonna be metal aretha franklin… fuck this shit!

  • HTTYO

    Happy to help!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cameron-Davis/1598640014 Cameron Davis

    is this real life?

    • Bob Smithe

      or is this just fantasy

      • Guy

        Caught in a landslide

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Lunsford/100000821886561 Jordan Lunsford

          No escape from reality!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Ziegler/1650217583 David Ziegler

            open your eyes… look up to the skies and see…

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

          no escape from reality

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

            fuck.

          • Dave

            dude, could’ve been an epic thread… way to go

          • LoGs the Shit

            that was almost so many levels of awesome

    • anie

      lol nice job XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Djentleman-Davis/732759369 Aaron Djentleman Davis

    Did I just fuck the what watch

  • foobear

    Play one the drummer knows!

  • HTTYO

    In this instance, metal truly does suck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Manka/100000083183511 Tony Manka

    i thought this was awesome after they got playing what couldve been a track on the pantera tribute cd.

    what made it for me was the little kid in the middle of the crowd headbanging with the horns up.

    but seriously wtf

  • Perpetual Black Screen Name

    What the fuck just happened?

  • uwillbeheard

    That’s a real deal. My son goes to that elementary school, Fairwood Elementary in Renton Washington. LOL

    • Igottawocket

      Then maybe you can answer the question: why the hell were they at this school?

      • abbadon

        with metal, anything is possible!

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Arriola/100002131340820 Patrick Arriola

          XD That has a lot of potential to become a meme y’know,

    • wackomann

      Renton? God, I wish Almost Live still existed.

      Was the singer Boy George’s rebellious daughter or something?

  • Alex

    I feel bad for the kids listening.

    • HTTYO

      It appears that they do as well.

  • Matt S

    wat

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Metal. Substance of strength and honour.

    And the soul reason that all of those kids had the shit beaten out of them that day.

  • Grimly Fiendish

    The apathy from the audience is awesome. The one kid in front can’t even be bothered to give a polite golf clap. That’s metal!

    I love the 5 string bass too. He must have told his parents he could forgo rhythm if he had a 5 string.

  • Darth Brooks

    I fail to understand what yallz mean by funny.

  • ben

    And to think they probably practiced for this “performance”, meaning there was a point in time where they were actually worse than this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/CJ-Crawford/768948209 C.J. Crawford

      You win the internets.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-J-Henningsgard/1024517365 Steven J. Henningsgard

      Bahahaha, oh man I’m gonna have to use that at some point.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-MXickman/502613553 Brandon MXickman

      1

  • Mike

    Hey, if Behemoth can have a top ten album in Poland then these kids definitely have a chance of making it big somewhere!

    • Igottawocket

      Zing!

  • WowWee!

    I think this drew a lot of kids away from metal rather than attracting them and that sucks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Shanks/1273561133 Tim Shanks

    This upsets me beyond words.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

    This is how conservatives and Nicleback fans are made.

    • esteban

      i’m conservative and i love metal….

      ignorance is bliss, right assface?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Jacobs/100000030228475 Alexander Jacobs

        u mad

        • esteban

          of course, did you not watch that video?

      • Clint

        You would know, fuckcake.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Delarosa/569469815 Jonathan Delarosa

    WHAT IS THIS I DO NOT EVEN WHAT THE FUCK

    Wow. Just wow. I need to get something of real metal in my system after that…wow.

  • steverazor

    F – you MetalSucks

  • http://www.schenkeltown.com SchenkelTown

    i think it’s safe to say the best part is when the singer says “break down!”

  • dan nash

    this sucks so bad my computer screen got sucked into the hard drive.

  • Dakotaw

    Where the fuck was the guitarist? That didn’t even sound like Walk!

  • Igottawocket

    Ow… OW… OWWWWW…. HOLY FUCKING A OWWWWWWWW!

    Is pretty much how I kept escalating through the video. That was so bad…. and what in fucking hell are the kids doing on stage? At one point the kid in the blue is like doing one of those German leiderhosen dances…

    • Strapping Young Lad

      yea, he was… and actually doing it pretty well haha

    • Faulty

      Actually I think he was “jerking”. You know… the black kids with the skinny jeans… they do it…

  • solly

    Did anybody else notice the kid on stage doing the Russian folded arm squat dance thing… that was something not to completely hate.

    • esteban

      that was clearly the best part of the video

      • abbadon

        hahhhhhhhhahahahha

    • legato

      oh my god i think that’s the only p[art i can remember

  • A normal human like the rest of you

    Lacuna Coil really let themselves go…

    • Dakotaw

      1

    • Machinae Supremacist

      1000

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Faux-King-Christoph/1567502385 Faux King Christoph

        -1001

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

          1002

          • Kazz

            -infinity

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Arriola/100002131340820 Patrick Arriola

      + infinity times infinity

  • C. Frazier

    And yet, that Friday song has more hits then this.

  • BigDan

    Sometimes I forget you guys hate us then you remind me again with something like this.

  • Noskaj

    Leave the trolling to Sargent D, holy fuck.

  • http://jimsfear.blogspot.com/ ferocious_fetus

    retroactive abortions…NOW

  • canea

    Wow. Uncomfortable.

    In China those kids would KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PERFORM.

    heh.

    • Chainsword

      In China, they would have been put to death long ago.

  • http://thatdevilmusic.net Rob Liz

    So this is how you get a room full of kids to sit down and shut up. By dazzling them with horrible covers of barely comprehensible metal songs. Duly noted.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-McGregor/1179450011 Brendan McGregor

      I’ll have to show this to my music teacher ma. I’d gladly play a breakdown really horribly on a bass if it means her not coming home to complain about how shitty her class is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    These kids must die. Now.

  • gauche

    you jaded fucks are crazy. this was solidly awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luis-Machay/100000037415869 Luis Machay

    hahahah fuckers you got me!!! dont ever do that again!!

  • Sapien

    Parading around in clothing your mom bought you from Hot Topic ≠ metal. Try harder next time, kids.

  • Gecko

    No amount of alcohol and therapy can make me unwatch that. Outstanding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Nguyen/100001285066849 Eric Nguyen

    The horror….the horror………………

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brent-Andersen/1394252992 Brent Andersen
    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-MXickman/502613553 Brandon MXickman

      awesome!

  • WOW

    It should be called “Unfairwood Elementary”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    this makes a mockery of metal.

  • Mike

    they always play a little sloppy live…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Nipp/703436346 Kyle Nipp

    Sounds like if Eve Libertine from the band, Crass had cross pollinated with members of The Shaggs and created a race of super-mutant offspring. If you don’t know who The Shaggs are, check them out here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

  • Michael Stancel

    This is why goth kids ruin everything. The real metal heads are across the street smoking cigs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Campbell/100000062448529 Paul Campbell

      I didn’t know metalsucks catered to middle schoolers…

  • http://Lionsoftsavo.com sluggo66

    she said with Medleys anything is possible…

  • cocksucker

    I noticed a breakdown near the end and the kid in the blue t-shirt doing a kazachok (should be done more live). I’ll watch again for more easter eggs.

  • puppyballs

    why?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-David-Maniscalco/812510281 Joseph David Maniscalco

    I really do appreciate what they may have been trying to accomplish but that was like one of those moments where you get embarassed for them watching the video and can’t go any further. Didn’t even make it a minute through.

  • metalhead616

    100 children will never ever bear pantera’s walk…and will hate metal till death.
    thanks.
    ..

    Assassins of metal….everything is possible…
    everything is allow …welll?

    oh cut the end. children can be such hyporcrites….thinking WTF and clapping…

    … I adopt a child….ours and our generation are spoiled and wasted…

    • lulwut

      The fact that you have written this with English as a second language made it all the more amazing.

  • Mike

    I am going to cut myself right now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Votypka/541093131 Jonathan Votypka

    Between this and Rebecca Black, I’m not really sure what’s more metal.

  • OLiNViLLE

    WORLDWIDE.

  • tingdurr

    HO-LEE-SHIT

  • WEAD SMOAKER

    LOL WUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Robles/100000382995142 David Robles

    Now that audience is WINNING

    Metal version of Glee.

  • unsportsmanlike

    It may of sounded horrible but good for them for giving it a shot and having the balls to get up in front of there entire ELEMENTARY school class yes remember these kids aren’t even teenagers yet. Again good for them.

  • swburnordie

    I was supposed to be a guitarist for this group. This is why I left.