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FUCK YEAH METAL CATS!

 Thursday, March 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm by

I would be probably be okay with becoming a crazy cat lady in my later years. Kitties are awesome. Dogs are great too, but they have to be dog-sized. When a healthy rat can take it on, it’s not a dog.

I have a cat. She’s big and black and indulges in brutal behavior, like pissing on my rug for no reason, and nonchalantly falling asleep to Gojira. I call her Blackie Lawless when she’s being a particularly fat bastard.

I know I’m not the only metalhead with a secret love for the little, fuzzy creatures and discovering this blog was the highlight of my week so far. It’s just delightful for anyone who enjoys a side of kvult with their kitties.

-LF

 

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jose-Rodriguez-III/1435762004 Jose Rodriguez III

    I have a snoeshow siamese who loves Hatebreed, Slipknot, and Cannibal Corpse.

  • Strapping Young Lad

    I’ve got my pitbull and 1 of my cats sitting right next to me now listening to the new Born of Osiris. Working at home rules. haha

  • shit sandwich

    I once had a cat named Slayer. He was a brutal black bastard. I think he’s dead now.

    • Sacajawea

      Try poking it with a stick. If it moves it’s alive. If it doesn’t move…it might still be alive, cats are lazy bastards.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    My ex girlfriend had a cat called ‘Frost’ after the drummer from Satyricon.

  • C W

    Dogs>cats everyday
    Rage ensues in the below comments…

    • Sacajawea

      I like both equally. Oh wait you wanted rage…

      I LIKE BOTH…ARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

      • Smokesgreens

        Dogs and mine dig St. Vitus.

  • http://cmjsae@gmail.com Killdozer666

    cool, a girl talking about cats – there goes my boner

    • Gacy

      So you prefer guys talking about cats?

      • legato

        kaching!

  • Poopenshaft

    My cats are wrestling to the new Periphery song at the moment.

  • SourDeez

    I’m more of a dog person myself. My dog is Norwegian, which is pretty metal, and I named him Orion, which is also pretty metal. He’s terrified of thunderstorms, but if I blast some Darkthrone he chills the fuck out. Seriously.

  • Curmudgeon

    My cat is an asshole. He lays around the house all day long, eats all my food I buy for him without even saying thanks, practically ignores me when he’s not hungry, and stays up all night screaming noise. He’s also 17. Practically all of us here fit that profile when we were 17. How fucking Metal is that?!?!?!

    PS The background is the best thing about that blog that I found.

  • Aaron

    I named my cat NIB after figure it the fuck out. He also lived in the woods for like three months as a kitten recording lofi black metal so…

  • Prettyinblack

    @ Curmudgeon…sounds like my 17 year old cat. He screeches bloody murder every morning, 6:30 pm sharp.

  • Prettyinblack

    Make that 6 am sharp.*

  • Genaro

    I have had my cat for around 5 years now. He doesn’t really mind music, but seems to really like the absurdly heavy stuff, as he gets closer to the speakers then; probably because it makes shit tremble.

  • Ross

    I have a cat named Abigail. Just saying.