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BATILLUS’ FURNACE, YOUR PENIS, AND YOU

 Monday, April 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm by

This is your penis:

This is your penis on Batillus‘ Furnace:

Any questions?

(four out of five horns)

-AR

Batillus’ Furnace is out now on Seventh Rule. You can order a CD or vinyl copy here or name your price to download it here. Your penis will thank you.

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  • Weakling

    What a great, enlightening review. The description was top-notch, too. Really made me want to check out the album.

  • http://nothingwrongwithfire.tumblr.com HoovesCarveCraters

    best review ever

  • Sapien

    What if I’m a chick?

    • Riff Engine Ear

      Put the firecracker in your mouth.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kat-Katz/100001373484054 Kat Katz

        Or you could put that firecracker up your butt, Riff Engine. You might like it.

        • \m/ike

          10

        • Riff Engine Ear

          LOL!!! Yeah, I just might. I really admire your work in SALOME by the way. Astounding.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kat-Katz/100001373484054 Kat Katz

            Thanks!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Steemson/575374964 Adam Steemson

            Agreed, Terminal is such a fantastic album! Fantastic vocals on Agorapocalypse too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Mollica/9373117 David Mollica

    Actually, the is one of the best reviews I’ve ever read on MS. Listened to two tunes on bandcamp then bought it. More music to frighten the neighbors with.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    Yeah, I have a question:
    What?

    • Blargh

      Lighten up Francis.

  • Matt

    Preordered this album thanks to a contest either this site or Decibel did…can’t honestly remember, but I ended up with a copy of it on vinyl(which i got today in the mail) I’ve been jamming the digital version for weeks now since Scott at Seventh Rule is so bad ass. This album has practically changed my life! Absolutely amazing.

  • KilledByDeath

    Give that penis a sandwich!

  • niqqerL0v3R

    BAND FUCKING BLOWS HEAVY LOADS OF CHODE WITH 20 FT LIL WYANE PENISES AND FT OF BIEBERS TOMAHS

  • Marcel

    Concise and accurate. That’s how I like my reviews.

  • mwk

    Great review.