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HERE ARE SOME MORE HINTS ABOUT OUR NEW LIST

Thursday, April 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm by

Yesterday we told you that we’ve made another list for you all to get your panties in a twist about. We also gave you some clues about the nature of the list.

Now here are some more clues.

The list concerns musicians.

The following musicians were not eligible for the list:


Have you figured it out yet?

We’ll tell you what it’s all about tomorrow.

And then Monday, the brawling begins.

-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks

  • DODO

    People who play unconventional instruments in metal?

    • Andrew

      Gonna have to go with this one.

  • raiseyerfists

    Guitar players who are alive NO DOI

  • BeautyInTheButt

    Idk. Maybe some sorta bus or somethin?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

      YES A BUS THAT MUST BE IT

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Top 10 musicians who could replace Tommy Wiseau in a remake of “The Room”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Quintero/788612754 Jacob Quintero

      ++

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Brady/5027798 Michael Brady

      + a million

      • that guy

        + a billion! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!

    • Randy Blythe’s Illegitimate Child

      HOLY SHIT! You won the internet for the year my friend

    • Brandon

      This guy ^^^^^

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cristofich/1218904090 Adam Cristofich

        this.

        • Jesse

          this is amazing. gold star.

          • Cpt. Howdy

            Give this guy a blog. Shit like this gives me hope in humanity.

  • MikeForbid

    Producers

    • MikeForbid

      And on that note, I nominate Will Putney as best producer of 2010-2011

  • drunkwithpower

    least influential musicians
    people who squandered their talent

    • Dieing Feetis

      I’m not sure if you noticed this or not, but that last guy was Dimebag Darrell. He neither squandered his talent nor was not influential.

      • dilznoofus

        Exactly. The hint stated that the above photographed musicians were NOT eligible for the list.

  • Mitch

    Best non-metal musicians.

  • Josh

    Best living guitar players

  • !!!

    Top Finnish Accordionists in Folk Metal

  • grossj

    best musicians under 25 years of age

  • Metalguy

    Dave Lombardo
    Troy Sanders
    Girl from WoP
    Bruce Dickinson
    Dimebag Darrel

    I really dont see any connection to those 5

    • TonyT

      Drums
      Bass
      keyboards
      Vocals
      Guitars

      • Spanky

        TonyT:

        I think you nailed it. Musicians in metal bands who don’t play typical metal instruments.

  • Spencer

    Best guitar players.

    DImebag isn’t eligible because he is poopie.

  • Mordecai 9000

    Best non-white metal musicians?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Oates/1476540021 Jordan Oates

      this is what came to mind for me as well

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Britt-Granitt/582086079 Britt Granitt

        Well, Dave Lombardo has hispanic heritage.

        • gusto

          hispanics are white

          I think it’s people who play instruments other than those listed in the photos

          • Seb

            Hispanics can be white, but not all Hispanics are white.

    • drosophila

      Or Jewish?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    The only thing those musicians have in common is that they’re all human. So is it the top 10 best drum machines?

    • grossj

      TRIPLE HEXI-KICKS

    • Mordecai 9000

      ANb’s drum machine wins.

  • spud

    greatest musicians from New York?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

      this is a possibility.

  • Matt

    You’re going to suck Eyal Levi and Emil Werstler’s dick once again in list form.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Kurtz/1493586117 Matthew Kurtz

      Yea, right after they’re done with Mike Patton and Devin Townsend

      • Matt

        Well everyone likes to suck Devin Townsends dick. It just makes sense

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ciaran-Bourke/100000896946738 Ciaran Bourke

    The new big 4?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Britt-Granitt/582086079 Britt Granitt

    People who haven’t seen me naked.

    • DODO

      Then wouldn’t everyone but your mom be on the list?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Britt-Granitt/582086079 Britt Granitt

        No, obviously, because people other than my mom have seen me naked. But I guess that’s obviously not it, since your mom isn’t on the “not eligible” list.

  • A normal human like the rest of you

    Best tits in metal?

  • OverHerDeadBody

    The list must be about black musicians.

  • sadf

    It’ll be a list of musicians who aren’t incorrectly labeled as “re-inventive” musicians. That is to say, all those musicians pictured are good what they do within their respective bands, but by no means did they reinvent the wheel. Hardcore Slayer/Iron Maiden/Pantera/etc fans will, however, tell you otherwise.

    • rzberry

      He said that the pictured individuals will not be eligible for the list.

    • http://kvltofpersonality@yahoo.com kvltofpersonality

      As much as I dislike Pantera, they did re-invent the steel. That is an irrefutable fact.

  • Wej

    Because the people pictured are all tops in their field and not eligible (although who is the chick?)

    I’m guessing the list is most over rated musicians?

  • MeesterDerp

    Best looking metal musicians?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Roshin-Wolfson/557092638 Dan Roshin Wolfson

    blonde people

  • Derrek

    So are you guys Dream Theater now?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Cobb/566162517 Corey Cobb

      HA!

  • Braston

    Least important people in a band?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    best chapman stick player

  • Mike Petrasek

    Think about the possibilities if these members all joined TALENTS… doing purely 80′s Pop songs

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Collins/100000157243007 Tom Collins

    Best rhythm guitarist

    • Rusty McThulhu

      that was also my first thought.

  • vedicardi

    something about blondes I’m sure

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Hurley/1289730334 Matt Hurley

    At first when I only saw Lombardo I thought “Drummers who would have bombed the Dream Theater auditions worse than Derek Roddy”

  • NRKee

    Best metal super group with non metal musicians?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    It’s the most underrated metal musicians!

  • Ian Paul Freeley

    The most metal rappers.

  • Sambo

    Black musicians

  • pat

    If the list doesn’t include Lombardo, Sanders, Dimebag, or Dicknson, im not sure this is a list i want to read.

  • stana

    wow finally a list of actually really good musicians!

  • al_Z

    list of musicians that are not in a group& oO

  • pixelate

    Top 10 producers of djentstep.

  • ted

    it’s their ultimate dream band, you have dime on guitar, bruce on vox, lombardo on drums, saunders on bass, and keyboardist from WoP looking good on the stage.

  • kim grim

    are there even enough blacks in the history of metal to warrant much debate? in punk/hc most definitely

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

    underrated musicians seems like it could be a possibility but i have no idea why the winds of plague girl is there…i mean i guess she isn’t “underrated”, per se, but she seems like a weird choice of picture if that’s really the category

  • littlenicky

    Best Jewish Metal Musicians.

  • Brett

    BLACK GUYZ!!!