Archive for April, 2011


SPRING UNSIGNED BAND PROMOPALOOZA: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY!!!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 3:10pm by

Blast Beat Spring Unsigned Band Promopalooza

Remember when we said that 4/20 was the last day of our Spring Unsigned Band Promopalooza? What we actually meant was that today, 4/22, would be the last day. Promise — absolute last day! Your last chance to purchase ads on MetalSucks, Metal Injection, Decibel, Metal Underground, Metal Insider and the rest of the sites listed here for a mere $100. A steal!

For $100, your unsigned band’s 728×90 leaderboard ad (up top of the site) will be shown 50,000 times across the network. That’s less than what the record labels pay. To take advantage of this special deal, follow the instructions listed here. But act fast, because this deal is only good through the end of the today; we swear this time.

NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: FOO YOU!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 2:40pm by

Neilstein Soundscam

Two days late but not two dollars short, I figure ya’ll might like to know how all the albums that came out last Tuesday (April 12th) fared sales-wise, even though I think we can all agree that album sales aren’t the be-all-end-all measure of a band’s success. So without further ado, here’s how the new Between the Buried and Me, Foo Fighters and Red Fang albums sold last week.

Also, Dave Grohl is a very rich man; in addition to the ginormous debut of his new Foo Fighters album, seemingly every Foo catalog album made a return back onto the charts this past week.

Right, the numbers:

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NEVERMORE: POSSIBLE REPLACEMENTS FOR JEFF LOOMIS AND VAN WILLIAMS

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 2:00pm by

 

So unless you live under Gene Hoglan’s ass cheek, by now you have surely heard the devastating news – Nevermore has left Nevermore. I mean, there are still technically some members of Nevermore left in Nevermore, and no (okay, minimal) disrespect to those dudes, but GIVE US A FUCKING BREAK it’s not Nevermore without Jeff Loomis and Van Williams. The fact that the band would even try to continue with a new line-up means the remaining members are either delusional and think they can do it without Loomis and Williams, or cynical and think people won’t notice as long as the Nevermore brand is still in place. Either way it will take some kind of fucking miracle for anyone to care about this band again, at least until the inevitable reunion X number of years from now.

So. As we were sitting in LAX yesterday waiting to board our flight, watching some dude casually eat his boogers as though a) that were an okay thing to do and b) he wasn’t in the middle of a fucking airport surrounded by strangers, we started to joke around about who Nevermore could possibly hire to replace Loomis and Williams. There’s a few guys on this list whose presence might even make us sit up and pay attention to Nu-Nevermore. We’re not saying it would be good, we’re just saying we’d pay attention.

But it’s not likely that any of these people will actually end up in Nevermore, and we need to emphasize for the cheap seats that this is just us having fun and is not based in any actual fact or even vague rumors that we have heard.

And so –

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VINCE’S ANNUAL EARTH DAY RANT: DRIVING OURSELVES INTO OBLIVION

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 1:20pm by

Earth Day 2011Today is Earth Day, the once-a-year holiday on which everyone pretends they’re environmentally conscious. Last year I posted a rant with a few really easy changes everyone can make in their every day lives that can have a big impact on the environment. I highly recommend you check that out; it’s amazing how together we can make a really big difference, and how easy it is to do so.

This year’s rant will be a little different, more sardonic and pessimistic. In short, we’re fucked. The reliance of most Americans on cars to get us ANYWHERE will leave us at the mercy of oil companies forever and ever ad infinitum, and it’s our own faults. Worse, most people lack awareness of this simple fact, or even worse, deny it outright. The point of this year’s rant is to draw attention to something we all take for granted, the car, and its inherent wastefulness.

People blame the oil companies, blame politicians, blame their neighbors… blame anyone at all for the high price of gas, for oil spills, for the rising costs of everyday goods. But the real culprit is you; you’re creating the conditions that cause these problems, and you’re doing it by driving your car every single day.

Axl and I just spent 5 days in L.A. hanging out, going to the Revolver Golden Gods Awards, meeting with record labels and friends… and driving. And driving. And driving. And driving. “Big deal,” you say. Well, to us it is; we take public transportation just about everywhere in NYC, we walk to get our groceries, and a car ride always feels like a special occasion. Not so in L.A.; I feel like at least half of my week was sucked away sitting in traffic, going from place to place. I couldn’t stop thinking about the environmental ramifications of it all; so much gas, so much oil, just burnt away at the expense of a luxurious but wholly inefficient city. How many gallons of gas are used in L.A. daily? Hundreds of thousands? Millions? Billions? A fuck of a lot.

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THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS WRAP-UP: THE LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm by


Avenged Sevenfold and Vinnie Paul, “Mouth For War”

Matt Cerone over at MetsBlog.com does these daily “the least you should know” wrap-ups after every game, which this season have essentially all boiled down to “they sucked.” In that spirit, here’s an abbreviated report from the Revolver Golden Gods Awards in L.A., which Axl and I had the privilege of attending and which, unlike the Mets, most definitely did not suck. We had a rip-roaring good time and got rip-roaringly drunk before realizing that oh yeah, this is L.A. and you have to fucking drive home. What a nightly buzzkill, literally! Thanks, Axl, for driving my drunk ass home.

The least you should know about the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods Awards before we have time to properly recap the event:

  • Avenged Sevenfold were easily the most popular band there; most kids at the show were wearing their shirts. Their performance was fantastic and even converted a few industry non-believers I spoke with; in addition to a “hit and run” set of the band’s most popular songs, they played “It’s So Easy” with Duff McKagan and “Mouth For War” with Vinnie Paul (video above).
  • Alice Cooper played very early in the night but rocked nonetheless. (video after the jump)
  • Vince Neil: not sober.
  • Asking Alexandria frontman: definitely not sober yet. Lost his mic under the drum riser 10 seconds into “Youth Gone Wild” with Sebastian Bach (video after the jump).
  • Sebastian Bach: still awesome.
  • Sebatian Bach to Dave Grohl, upon running into him backstage: “Hey! Dave Grohl!” [hugs]
  • Rammstein vocalist Till Lindemann was hilariously hitting on every woman in sight, including L.A. metal sorta-celeb Metal Sanaz.
  • Other backstage celeb sightings: Dino Cazares (who Tweeted “where’s the baby?” at us), Dave Navarro (who still looks 20 years old), Rob Zombie, Alan Robert of Life of Agony (mega-cool dude), Taylor Momsen, Pat Smear, Taylor Hawkins, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Steven Adler, dude from Puddle of Mudd, William fucking Shatner, the ghost of Dime.
  • Black Veil Brides winning “Best New Band.” Lulz!

Fun videos after the jump! More extensive coverage coming soon.

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MARCO MINNEMANN: “I AM NOT DREAM THEATER’S NEW DRUMMER!”

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm by

Marco Minneman

The hullabaloo surrounding Dream Theater’s cheesy “search for a drummer” documentary just got 14.29% less annoying: Marco Minnemann has announced via his Facebook page that he is not Mike Portnoy’s replacement. The post has since been pulled — let’s assume he got wrist-slapped from someone in the DT or Roadrunner camps for leaking info that’s supposed to keep the public on the edge of their seats, dammit — but here’s the copy-and-paste via MS reader DemonicShredder:

Haha, thanks, but I’m not DTs drummer. I know everybody thinks I am and our chemistry is great, but I’m doing actually another thing with Jordan and there are also plans for another project with Jordan and John P together.

Now we’re down to Thomas Lang (himself, stOrk), Aquiles Priester (Hangar, ex-Angra), Virgil Donati (Planet X), Mike Mangini (Annihilator, Extreme, James LaBrie, Steve Vai), Derek Roddy (Hate Eternal, Nile, Malevolent Creation, Today is the Day), and Peter Wildoer (Darkane, Pestilence). We knew about the Rudess / Minnemann project, but the Rudess / Petrucci / Minnemann combo is a tasty bi-product morsel of this admission.

Watch the cornball (but entertaining) “drummer search” documentary here for the price of a Facebook like; I gotta hand it to Roadrunner for milking this thing for all it’s worth and for not even mentioning the word “Portnoy” in their press release.

-VN

LET THE FELLATING OF HATE ETERNAL CONTINUE!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 11:20am by

In case you can’t tell, we’re really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY stoked Phoenix Amongst the Ashes, the new Hate Eternal album. Phoenix Amongst the Ashes is the moment Erik Rutan’s entire career has been leading towards — it’s heavy, it’s catchy, and it’s innovative. This is the best death metal album of 2011 so far, and other bands are going to have to work pretty hard to top it.

And if for some reason you still doubt this assertion, here are two more pieces of evidence:

  • The Deciblog is streaming a new song, “Lake Ablaze,” which will find your ear drums’ clit, or otherwise suffocate trying. It’s not just the best thing you’re gonna hear today, it’s the best thing you’re gonna hear this week and possibly until the next new Hate Eternal song is released, so go fucking listen to it right now.
  • Metal Injection has posted the second of their exclusive series of Hate Eternal/Phoenix… making-of videos. You can check that out here. Also the first one is here if you need to catch-up. These vids should be icing on your Hater Eternal cake.

Phoenix Amongst the Ashes comes out May 10 on Metal Blade.

-AR

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EVERYONE’S REPLACEABLE ROUND-UP: ROB ZOMBIE TURNING INTO MARILYN MANSON, I.C.S. VORTEX NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 10:40am by

I don’t have a whole ton to say about either of these line-up comings and goings, but I do have a little to say, so I’ll just say that:

  • I.C.S. Vortex has re-joined Borknagar. That honestly doesn’t mean much to me because I never listened to much Borknagar. Not ’cause they’re bad, but just because I can’t say “Borknagar” without laughing. It sounds like a tr00 Norwegians euphemism for sex. “Dude, did you borknagar Bodil last night?” But I assume this is good news because Vortex was in Arcturus, and because Dimmu Borgir got a serious case of the sucks after they sacked him, which could be just a coincidence but then Arcturus. Anyways, Vortex says he’s “chuffed” to be back in the band, which means oh my god this dude is just an expert in silly words.
  • Rob Zombie has hired Ginger Fish as his new drummer, which means his four-piece band now contains two former employees of Marilyn Manson. (The other being John 5, duh.) There are obviously some similarities in Zombie and Manson’s music, and they’re both technically “shock rockers,” and they were both cool in 1998, so I guess this makes sense. Mr. Fish did not mention whether or not he was chuffed to be in the band, but we hear that he did borknagar his brains out in celebration of the news, so I think we can safely assume there’s some chuffage going on.

-AR

PRESTO, “EXISTO” — A WHOLE NEW MORBID ANGEL SONG!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 at 10:00am by

We’re back, bitches! Vince and I were in L.A. all week, although you probably didn’t even miss us ’cause Corey and Anso did such a killer fucking job running shit while we were away. Let’s have another round of applause for them. Seriously. They rule!

So. One thing that Anso covered while we were away was a clip of a new Morbid Angel song, one apparently written specifically to mourn the loss of one of metal’s most excellent bands; now there’s a FULL new Morbid Angel song, “Existo Vulgoré,” so we can really heat up the debate about whether or not the band’s first new offering in forever was worth the wait.

Actually, scratch that: I am in no way, shape, or form ready to make a(n irresponsible, premature) call on this issue yet. I’ve listened to this song a few times now and I really can’t decide what I think. It’s good. I don’t know if it’s the home run for which Morbid Angel fans have been clamoring, but it’s gotta be at least a solid double. I’m also super jet lagged, though, and would like to listen to it again when my brain doesn’t think it’s 5:30 a.m.

So I’m gonna go take some speed drink some coffee while you guys listen to the song below and then argue about it in the comments section. Morbid Angel’s eagerly anticipated new album, Illud Divinum Insanus, comes out June 7 on Season of Mist.

-AR

 

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MISSLE GIRL SCOOT RULZ 4 LIFE

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm by

Today in metal is like Japan day, with announcements of a international X Japan tour, a mind-boggling charity bid on an X Japan piano, and a forthcoming new Gallhammer album; we’ve even blabbed about excellent J-metallists Maximum The Hormone and Desecravity. Shit, even Taiho got a nod on Tuesday. So by now your J-pumps are J-primed for the greatest post-311 rap-metal band ever, Osaka’s magical Missle Girl Scoot. This defunct two-singered nu-metal quintet will forever remain one of my favorite bands, and that’s wild considering that I, like all reasonable people, deride their entire genre; but winners win, and their jamz are so catchy, slamming, melodic, good-spirited, awesome, rad, and killer. I cherish my MGS library. I headbang to them in the shower and know all their guitar parts. I air-drum to these jamz in my sleep. Srsly.

MGS is a weird crew, fronted by an intense butch rapper chick and a delightfully unvarnished clean singer, and led musically by an ace songwriter behind the drum kit. Plus, MGS is 100% Sergeant D.-ready via their unending fits of wiggerish hand movements. I saw MGS at SXSW back in freaking 1999, then in Tokyo in 2001 on my freaking birthday, and each time, the venue was transformed into Boner City and I was mayor. They later popped up stateside on a nearly-unnoticed Suicidal Tendencies and friends compilation, but with a few sessions with a speech coach, MGS’s hook and mosh jamz might’ve outsold every loud rock act ever. Ever! Crank it!

–ADF

FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: GHOST AND THAT WHICH CAN’T BE NAMED

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 4:30pm by

Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, and the only metal magazine we still get excited about reading every month is Decibel. Here’s managing editor Andrew Bonazelli…

It’s always a plus when a band has a distinct, imaginative visual presence and it’s not commonly referred to as their “shtick.” Then again, once you read our Ghost cover story, it should be clear that the Nameless Ghoul and his minions are perfectly content with the concept of … well, whatever “shtick” translates to in Sweden. Ghost and their debut LP Opus Eponymous are polarizing for a number of reasons—sonic resemblance to another infamously pale, made-up metal provocateur being the big one—but the band clearly places as much emphasis on message as music. The hooks are intended to get you under the tent for exposure to the really subversive stuff.

We had to go across the pond to get it, though, as the Nameless Ghoul leads dB scribe James Hoare through the corridors of London’s iconic St. Bartholomew the Great (known to viewers of endearing dogshit as a pivotal setting in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves). The resulting deconstruction of heavy metal as entertainment is alternately cynical and inspiring, but a great read allthe way through. Subscribers will have the issue within the next couple weeks, but the rest of you can pick it up today and get your bonus Gates of Slumber hot flexi injection.

–A.B.

Decibel’s June 2011 issue, also featuring Killing Joke, Hate Eternal, Gorguts, and Scale The Summit is available hereor be make your mama proud and just get a full subscription.

RUTAN RECOMMENDS: DESECRAVITY

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 4:00pm by

You’ve read the MetalSucks double-team interview of Erik Rutan, so you may know that while I was busy listening to the Hate Eternal frontman breathe while stroking a photo of his hair, Axl was wise to ask him what production work was keeping him busy. The answer? He just completed mixing work on Cannabis Corpse (yes!) and also on the docket is Japan’s Desecravity, described by Rutan thusly:

This stuff is really crazy. It’s like death metal and twisted, insane shit; if I had to compare it to something, [I'd say it's] in the vein of Origin as far as really technical kind of stuff.

That’s all the endorsement needed to bang over to the site of some Descravity jamz. Big surprise: Their jams jam! This + Rutan production = upcoming bonerz!

–ADF

IT’S OFFICIAL: DREAM THEATER DRUMMER SEARCH IS ANNOYING

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 3:20pm by

You may be nowhere near the edge of your seat in anticipation of Dream Theater’s unveiling of their new drummer, but today we all grind one notch closer to the big moment with an official video that documents their search and their cheeseball humor and their extreme case of post-Portnoy butthurt. To view the clip — which lists potential DT sticksmen Thomas Lang, Aquiles Priester, Virgil Donati, Mike Mangini, Marco Minneman, Derek Roddy, and Peter Wildoer – you have to like them on Facebook and get spammed into a different dimension. Or just watch The Gauntlet’s version above before it gets pulled.

–ADF

NECROLUST: GRIM KIM GIVES YOU ROADBURN 2011

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 2:40pm by

Hey dudes and ladies, sorry I haven’t been posting much this month. I’ve been travelingeven more than usual, and haven’t had much time to sit down and write down much of anything besides flight confirmation numbers and directions to wherever I happen to be sleeping any given evening. Cheers once again to those of you who went out and soaked up the riff-tastic metal circus that was Metalliance (especially those wonderful souls who came up to hang out or bought me a drink!), and mad love to everyone who survived that tour, especially the eternal road dogs in The Atlas Moth and Howl and my tour family on the Saint Vitus/Crowbar bus.

As soon as that madness ended, I flew over to Ireland to stay with my boyfriend J. for a couple days and get ready for my next adventure: reprising my now-yearly pilgrimage to the mighty Roadburn festival in Tilburg, Netherlands. He and I met there last year (he was playing, I was covering, the rest is history) so it was due to be special for more than the usual reasons, which are pretty fucking good reasons in and of themselves!

Roadburn is the best heavy music festival in the world, hands down. A bold statement, sure, but anyone who’s ever played, worked, or attended the event will agree with me. Yeah, the lineups are always amazing, and yes, the venues – the 013, which is separated into the Main Room, Green Room, and Bat Cave, and the Midi Theatre — are killer. The separate building for merchandise, vinyl distros, and movie screenings doesn’t hurt, nor does the charming ambiance of Tilburg itself.

The real heart and soul of this festival comes from outside, though; from the big-hearted organizers Walter and Jurgen, from the efforts of Roadburn public relations guru Yvonne (without whom the whole damn thing would have fallen apart), and from the thousands of fans and bands that have come together, united by an overwhelming sense of community and goodwill. Everyone at Roadburn is absolutely 100% thrilled to be exactly where they are. There is a reason that this year’s edition sold out – sold OUT – in fifteen minutes, and it’s not just because Swans, Godflesh, Winter, and Sunn 0))) were playing (though that can’t have hurt, either). I made it to my first Roadburn in 2009, and have made it a point to come backevery year since – I’ve heard the same pledge from a lot of first-timers, and I know a few people that are already saving pennies for next year!

This year’s lineup was insane (as always). To give you an idea, I wanted to be sure to catch Alcest, Year of No Light, Acid King, Winterfylleth, Zoroaster, Wovenhand, Naam, Blood Ceremony, Pentagram, Today is the Day, Cough, Godflesh, In Solitude, Wardruna, Soilent Green, Count Raven, Earth, Place of Skulls, Winter, Trap Them, Sabbath Assembly, Summon the Crows, Corrosion of Conformity, Menace Ruine, Sunn 0))), Hooded Menace, Grave Miasma, Scorn, Candlemass (performing Epicus Doomicus Metallicus in its entirety!), Black Math Horseman, Master Musicians of Bukkake, Weedeater, Rwake, Ludicra, Evoken, Ramesses, Shrinebuilder, Yakuza, The Gates of Slumber, Swans, Ufomammut, Blood Farmers, Coffins, Dead Meadow, and Sourvein … and that’s just me. There were plenty of other bands that I either had seen many times, was unfamiliar with, or just didn’t want to see (which is rare at Roadburn, but there’s a first time for everything).

Of course, since it’s a massive festival full of people from all over the world, a lot of whom I love dearly, I managed to miss tons of bands, but I’m okay with it. I’ll see most of them again, and Roadburn isn’t totally about the music. It’s about the experience, man.

Here are a few highlights from this year; third time’s the charm!

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WTF SRSLY: LOOMIS, WILLIAMS OUT OF NEVERMORE

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 2:20pm by

You might still be feeling groovy from a ganj-packed 4/20 yesterday, all good vibes and hopeful smiles. Well, snap out of it cuz here comes a piece of bad news. Nevermore shall never be the same … more:

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DANGEROUS TOYS FOR DUMMIES

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 2:00pm by

As recently as Monday, I was aghast by dudes dissing Dangerous Toys as some Gn’R clone or another hair rock poof brigade. That makes no sense. Where Guns were punky, angry, and anthemic, Toys were bluesy, ribald, and wry. Where glam metal was about sky-high party times, Toys and their brethren in Badlands, Junkyard, Love/Hate, and BulletBoys were about fun and survival on the barfy edge of a born-to-lose life.

I mean, I get the confusion; after all, each of the above was attached to the scene on MTV, in magazines, and on opening slots on tour. A similar misperception might mire a real metal band like BTBAM or Behemoth if they surfaced sporting skinny jeans and complicated hair cuts. Okay that’d be hilarious, but anyway, all of this blabbing is in service of you, MetalSucks reader, and your unending quest to jam harder and more often than everyone. In this spirit, we present five ridiculous Dangerous Toys jamz for your face, each a diamond of slick melodies and Scott Dalhover’s beautifully-voiced chords. I defy you to not love each. Or hey, fine, you can cheat yourself of awesome jamz. Now, turn the shit up.

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XERATH’S II: YOU LISTEN FREE NOW, DUDES AND DUDAMELS!

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 1:20pm by

Remember that time that you were trying to watch Once Upon A Time In The West while your roommate was blasting Meshuggah in the next room? Then you’re ready for UK’s Xerath, who fuses slamming prog-tinged death metal with soaring, tasteful film score symphonics. For some bands, this melange may stay a gimmick, an excuse to be so-so on the strength of their slick band concept. Not here. Xerath is awesome at it, and II is equal parts high drama and snug, well-built riffage (including a guest spot from our brah Emil Werstler from Daath).

Listen here now but close your curtains unless you wanna be spotted headbanging and air-conducting like this dude!

–ADF

Xerath’s second album II is out May 3 on Candlelight. Pre-order here.

SUMMER SLAUGHTER DATES!

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 12:40pm by

When I was growing up, summer Slaughter meant a hot July night listening to Mark Slaughter complain about Vinnie Vincent’s body odor between songs at your local Enormodome. But life in America is awesomer now (not srs) and Summer Slaughter now means extreme metal piled eyeball-high and ballz-deep, plus your chance to make kissy faces at Mike Schleibaum, not Dana Strum. And since MetalSucks is an official Summer Slaughter sponsor, you can give us your thanks for the fun. We’ll pass them on to the other sponsors, promise. Dates after we jump you:

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SAMMY HAGAR YOU ARE PRECIOUS PART II

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 12:00pm by

Sammy Hagar is a goofy dude, but for the open-hearted, there’s still much about The Red Rocker to admire. As was discussed on Tuesday, he’s successful at everything, a fact that debunks the myth of Hagar’s brainlessness; also, the guy is a good sport who understands what happens when a proud drunk publicly swears to interaction with space aliens. It’s gonna cause some disbelief and ribbing.

But he’s cool with it and will even participate in his own mocking, like he did Tuesday night when starring in a dramatic interpretation on Jimmy Kimmel Live! of his late-night extraterrestrial encounter (above). This good humor, too, makes Hagar seem sharp, as though he learned a lesson from his former bandmate Eddie Van Halen’s toothless paranoia and lack of perspective. Shit, if Eddie went on Kimmel, he’d reenact a midnight meeting with a Wolfgang-shaped lamp.

–ADF

READERS’ CHOICE: MAXIMUM THE HORMONE

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 at 11:20am by

Longtime MS reader Steve Berquist chimed in recently with an email about Japanese band Maximum The Hormone, whose name alone is enough to elicit a “what the fuck?” from every corner of any room. But Steve was right on the money with this one. Here’s his description of the band:

Maximum the Hormone are a Japanese hard rock/metal band that have been around since the late 90’s. Their music is mainly nu-metal with J-pop choruses, and some skate punk and Andrew W.K. party-rock thrown in. All those elements seem like they should be fucking terrible, particularly when mixed together. However, I can’t stop listening to the stuff. It really, genuinely rocks hard. The riffs are great, all three vocalists are sweet, and the compositions are impeccable.

I was quite skeptical at first, but the video for “Bikini Sports Ponchin” (???), above, totally sold me. The visuals are, uh, interesting, and now the damn song is stuck in my head. It sure isn’t ground-breaking or tr00 or br00tal or whathaveyou, but it is well-played and especially damn catchy, and that I can respect.

More crazy Maximum the Hormone music recommended by Steve after the jump:

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