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Metalcal Marijuana, New Shit

IT’S 4:20, LET’S GET HIGH AND LISTEN TO THE NEW CANNABIS CORPSE SONG!

 Thursday, May 12th, 2011 at 4:20pm by

We’ve been trying to get one of the dudes from Cannabis Corpse do a “Metalcal Marijuana” column for us for what seems like forever now, and they said they were gonna do it but never actually did, and now I’m finally going public with this request in the hopes that if enough of you post comments to the effect of “YES PLEASE DO THAT,” it will actually happen.

Then again, it’s hard to blame stoners for forgetting to do stuff. Especially when you’re a stoner who sometimes forgets to do stuff.

Speaking of blaming shit on bud: the band has a new song called “Blame it on Bud” that our, uh, buds at Brooklyn Vegan are now streaming. It comes from Cannabis Corpse’s new album, Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise, which is coming out on July 12 via Tankcrimes. And if you still think of Cannabis Corpse as “just some joke band,” well, you oughta know that Erik motherfucking Rutan mixed the album, SO THAT SHIT IS SERIOUS.

So “get right,” as we like to say, and then go rock out to the song. But don’t toke up and then forget what you were gonna do next, you silly stoners!

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Decker/100002225040320 Vince Decker

    this is hilarious, i did not know there was a band with this name. there music is actually really good, and the song names are pretty funny.

  • Rimmy

    Yes, do it!!
    Buying this album for sure.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jaymz-Hina/100000866625703 Jaymz Hina

    uhmmmm……something…!!……..?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamal-Mohmed/663730590 Jamal Mohmed

    The more pro-legalization media coverage the better! And we all know Metal Sucks is at the top of the media chain!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Skjld-Nyholm/100000954872454 Steve Skjøld Nyholm

    jeez, why the fuck would anyone want to spend money on buying short highs. do something with your goddamn life and money.

    • Todd

      Living a fulfilling life and enjoying relatively innocuous and inexpensive drugs are not mutually exclusive. Carl Sagan actually made a compelling case that the latter can support the former.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emmanuel-Quinones/100000463639580 Emmanuel Quinones

      why not? party pooper

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Heider/602520830 Kyle Heider

      Carl Sagan smoked every day. Have you done something with your goddamn life and money that’s more impressive then the shits Carl Sagan would take in the morning? Probably not.

    • MasonicWehrmacht

      Well, to make an excruciatingly long and complicated story short:

      Fun is fun. Whether it is shelling out 150 dollars for Disney World… or 150 dollars for a nice, long, vacation from reality. The highs you get in real life usually cost more when you factor in time, energy, hope, etc..

      Eh. w/e.

  • Matt S

    I have the t-shirt with that design, always gets the lols when people realize its giant bud monsters rolling humans into joints.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elijah-D-Bliss/1791485986 Elijah D. Bliss

    YES PLEASE DO THAT…seriously, do that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Barranger/1199176563 Ed Barranger

    fuckin’ do it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Quentin-Kovarik/1193233090 Tyler Quentin Kovarik

    YES PLEASE DO IT.

  • Ron Deuce

    Better than Cannibal Corpse.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Skylar-Strange/1095951788 Skylar Strange

    YES PLEASE DO THAT.

    … Did I say it right?

  • Ebony Sorrow

    Does nobody else notice the song and album titles are Deicide parodies this time around?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Heider/602520830 Kyle Heider

    Yes, please do that. And if they won’t, I’ll ghost write for them. Pittsburgh NORML & Cannabis Culture <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cleber-Monteiro/100000392246968 Cleber Monteiro

    That’s a damn good song..

  • Some Random Dude

    These guys are badass. Hope they do a US tour after their Euro tour since the only US date listed so far is in New Jersey on my b-day.

  • Schnoor

    Well, I’m naturally an anti-drug person, (family experience swayed my opinion), and no fucking lie, this song is pretty bad ass, it would also be soemthing interesting to read in terms at the multiple outlooks on the use of marijuana, so I say, Do the Column, I want something interesting to read from Metalsucks every once in a while.

  • Ulversatile

    check out the movie “In The Loop” to see a scene where Cannabis Corpse plays live at a bar called the Black Cat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Schnoor/100000513072818 Jeremy Schnoor

      Much like Cannibal Corpse and the Ace Ventura thing.

  • the_dglgmut13

    YES PLEASE DO THAT