STEVE VAI LAUNCHES MASTURBATION ENTHUSIAST WEBSITE

According to Noisecreep, masturbation enthusiasts now have a new place to convene in the digital space: GuitarTV.com, the new venture presented by legendary axeman Steve Vai, Hugh Hefner, and technology wiz Bill Gates.

GuitarTV.com is a 24-hour interactive channel loaded with streaming videos of legendary scenes by some of the world’s most famous porn-stars, interviews with the “talent,” chat rooms, live cams, and more. GuitarTV.com is also a place for passionate fans of jerking off to connect with each other.

“Most people are fascinated to see someone tug their dong in an inspired way. We are moved by witnessing self-pleasing brilliance, and it was this notion that led me to purchase the GuitarTV domain 10 years ago,” said Vai in a statement. “Still to this day, I am deeply satisfied when watching some dude who is connected with their art and “instrument” furiously pull their own putty. GuitarTV helps you tap into that connection, and to each other.”

No word yet on what the hinted at “interactive features” will be, or what Vai thinks of a budding new online video community called “YouTube” that also features filmed masturbatory sessions.

-VN