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SUPPORT SERGEANT D; BUY A T-SHIRT

 Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 at 1:20pm by

SUP BROS! When I’m not writing for Metal Sucks, I keep busy with updating my “regular” blog Stuff You Will Hate. It’s not much, but I am stoked to announce that SYWH t-shirts are now available!!

Printed in super-soft discharge inks on a grey ringspun tee, these shirts are an all-star collaboration: art is by Michael Shantz of GRIMJOB and IT’S ALIVE, who you may also know as the former designer behind Drop Dead (the clothing branded owned by Bring Me The Horizon singer Oli Sykes), and they’re printed by our bro Sean Ingram of 90s hardcore legends COALESCE at his shop, Blue Collar Press.

CLICK HERE to order a shirt, and if you’re in a band or work for a label, make sure you hit up Shantz for art and Blue Collar Press for merch!

-Sergeant D.

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  • sweatdripsfrommyballs

    Still better than Suiside Silence’s band merch

  • Trux

    I think this t shirt is a match made in hell with the blog Stuff you will hate…

    because most likely a ton of people will hate this shirt…. I already do…. I am sorry, but not in a thousand years I would consider buying this …..

    oh well…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jon-Buckley/515200062 Jon Buckley

    your t shirt is gonna get haters hatin’

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dustin-French/1320488685 Dustin French

    i was ready to support Sergeant D (he’s my favorite editor on here), but not with that shirt. the design matches the other horrible designs of bands like Suicide Silence; so much that the shitiness overpowers the irony. kind of like the _____ Movies by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

    • Aether Jake

      I don’t know how do say this…but duh.

  • phil philson

    FUCKIN DIE SHITBAG

  • themasses

    I wouldn’t buy it for myself, but my girlfriend would love it.

    • Sergeant D

      There are smalls still available! Pick one up for her!

  • http://voltronfutura.tumblr.com Voltron Futura

    Haters gon’ hate. I like it Sergeant D.

  • PrEtTyLuSh05

    I’ll just assume he’s trolling

  • Android

    Comparing this to the cinematic abortions of Seltzer and Friedman might be taking it a bit too far. I like the shirt… if I wasn’t dirt poor I would definitely own one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Tangent-Donahue/1364170889 Richard Tangent Donahue

    Douche. You don’t diss Sabbath.

    • Mongorian

      “stop not liking what I like!!”

  • scott

    is sargent d on a crusade

  • bukowski

    I might buy one to wipe my ass with after I take taco bell shits.

    • Nathan

      I thought that’s what t-shirts were for…

  • Mike C

    If it had huge font instead of a cartoon design. I would buy a Sergeant D shirt for sure.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Horrible, horrible shirt design. A more respectable plea for money would include the following dialogue:

    Sergeant D: “Man, you got any spare change?”
    Random Stranger: “Sorry bro, I’m all out, man.”
    SD: “Man, I got these cheeeeseburgers, man!”
    RS: “I don’t want any cheeseburgers!”
    SD: “Please, man! I-I-I’ll suck yo diiick!”

    • Brock Sterns

      The shirt looks fantastic in juxtaposition to that comment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Michael-Filand/566945034 Jacob Michael Filand

    Can’t wait for this dude to blog next week about how “hardcore/metalcore/deathcore etc. bands suck”,(for the millionth time) and that the merch is made for 14 year old girls.

    • Sergeant D

      Lolwat have you ever actually read one of my posts?!

      • narcolepticum

        hahahahahahahaha

  • Joey DeMaio

    Poser. Leave the hall.

  • Bipper

    You should have printed on the back, “Sergeant D gives hand jobs to statues,” because you do.