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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN WAYNE’S WORLD ON DVD!

 Friday, July 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm by

Last week Relapse Records gave us two copies of the new Hail! Hornet album Disperse the Curse to give away; it comes out July 19th and is available for pre-order here. The winners are:

  • Jared Oates: “19/M shredder seeking Nu Metal princess for serious relationship or show buddy. Must be HIV+ and a fan of Nu Era.”
  • Titus: ”Don’t worry ladies! The gas mask is just for show. My other Axe is a body spray”

JARED, if you’re reading this, send an email to vince [at] metalsucks [dot] net to claim your prize since you neglected to provide us with an email address; usually that’s grounds for disqualification but your entry was just too good to leave out.

You read that headline right: this week we’re giving away THREE copies of the infamous classic Wayne’s World on DVD in honor of the outdoor screening Epix hosted of Wayne’s World in NYC this week as part of their Free-for-All summer movie series. Is there really anyone reading this that doesn’t already know what to do next? Leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (suggested by reader Brandon Miller). Remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect).

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  • amelia

    Hell on wheels

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

      Well, here we go, the funniest one on the first comment

    • PrEtTyLuSh05

      +1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Ryan/1573294950 Chris Ryan

    Family vacations are kvlt as fuck.

  • Burger

    ‘Sup?

  • clint harkness

    Varg will never suspect me in this car…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Benigno/6410765 Nick Benigno

    is that a datsvn?

  • Marchosias

    I get up to 70 mpg in this hog…

    • Tom

      +1 Dumb and Dumber reference

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrison-Hatcher/100000832693214 Harrison Hatcher

    Kvltwagon

  • LoGs the Shit

    invoking in the car pool lane

  • Rusty McThulhu

    Pure Fucking Stationwagon.

  • Derrek

    Meanwhile, in Norway…

  • joe

    incase it wasn’t already obvious that there’s no money in black metal

  • http://www.schenkeltown.com SchenkelTown

    Johan still needs practice when it comes to pentagram parking

  • chainchomp

    “Excuse me sir, I need to get directions to the nearest Wal-Mart. It seems that Gold Cobra just came out and I need to pick myself up a family friendly copy. I mean the kids need something to listen to on the way to soccer practice.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Hilker/1467760176 Jordan Hilker

    “Here I go again on my own!!!”

  • Charlie Brown

    Morbid Tales from the Daewoo Nubira

  • http://dystrophy.bandcamp.com devin townsend’s lost skullet

    After playing a less than appropriate joke on L’ez Arts Sceniques Festival security, Dani Filth thought he’d be safe in Cradle of Filth’s tour wagon.

  • Beowulf

    They see me rollin’….

  • Christopher Ott

    Guess the owner didn’t realize what the car wash meant when they said his car sure could use Abbath.

    • Thoth

      winrar

    • Poopenshaft

      Another abbath pun?

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    National Lampoon’s “Norwegian Vacation”

    • skullsession

      +1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jarad-Weston/5141241 Jarad Weston

    Thanks guys! Nu Era is actually a hilariously bad band in Orlando, check them out if you want a good laugh.

  • Captain Wookie

    Newest product endorsed by Gene Simmons: Old Station Wagons

  • Lynn Wise

    “Is this the way to the swedish border?” – Varg Vikernes.

    • EJ666

      Nice

  • inhumanrampager

    White Metal

  • Matt S

    My Other Car is Sleipnir

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    Nicolas Cage’s son, Weston Cage, stars in the sequel “Drive Angry 2: Electric Car Bugaloo”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Low/1316362139 Nicholas Low

      ^ 10

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trovoy-Ellis/100001221729990 Trovoy Ellis

        If this doesnt win, then the fix is in for sure.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/engleprunt engleprunt

    Keeping kvlt on the cross-country road trip.

  • http://C Illedge

    Norway hits Atlantic City!!! One night only! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shadoe-Crossland/1191510249 Shadoe Crossland

    Tammy never fit in with the other moms. So, she always waited for her kids in the car after school.

    zaoisgood@gmail.com

  • ChuggaChuggaDeedlyDoo

    My other car is a hearse

  • Kevy Metal

    Anthems to the Station Wagon at Dusk

  • Adam

    Hey asshole! You’re in my shot!

  • clickthisway

    Im surprised ICS Vortex can still afford gas…

    • heavymetalking

      +1

  • deadfoxtrip

    Excvse me… vhich vay to das Kiss party?

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Here’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!

  • Kuranes

    “Do you think I’ll make the Metalsucks Caption Contest?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pat-Arriola/100002131340820 Pat Arriola

    Sons of Northern Station Wagons.

  • jake johnson

    Why is abbath taking my moms sation wagon for a joy ride at the beach?!?! Moms going to be pissed

  • steven

    Where is the ice cream menu on the side? I can almost hear the black metal version of “the entertainer” playing.

  • mucupurulent

    We gonna KVLT this ride! up to hell’s forge customs!

  • matt kucer

    attempting to bond with a son who listens to devildriver

  • demonic_chode

    California iz kvlt cuz it has plentiful forests and the sweet leaf. Come lil kildren ill take thee away, into a land of enchantment. And candy. Get in the wagon.

  • bobcat

    Plymovth Kvstom Subvrban VVagon of Sunless Permafrost

  • Manuwar

    I see nothing kvlt in driving a white car

  • Travis Bellmare

    Sometimes when your parent picks you up at school, it doesn’t suck

  • ben

    Bet I can go faster than 88 miles ?? \m/

  • Sacajawea

    Dimmu Fourthgear

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cj-Coronado/1818773972 Cj Coronado

      Good one :D

    • teethgrinder

      +1

    • Sacajawea

      I don’t know if this will help or hinder my chances of winning, but I would like to mention that I’ve never actually had the chance to see this movie, and would very much like to.

    • tim

      +1

  • Charlie Donnelly

    After ingesting enough Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism I could understand someone thinking you could find the Sons of Northern Loch Ness at All Shall Falls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Jones/736964211 Seth Jones

    only known photo of burzum’s get-a-way driver

  • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    “Excuse me – do you have any Grey Poupon?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cj-Coronado/1818773972 Cj Coronado

    Grandma what was it like
    when I stole your car that night?

  • Kuranes

    For Sale: 1988 Volvo 740 Wagon, 246k miles, 4cyl, auto, burgundy/white, drummer included. Call Olaf.

  • jimslim

    Saturn: a different kind of car company…

  • The_Czar_4314

    So this is how Varg got caught…

  • David B.

    Is that a sandwich on the car?

  • meat mincing machine

    Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

  • nonameisfinetoo

    imp my ride!

  • Ørsaeth

    Not-so-Hot Wheels.

  • Cornblood

    King Ov Hell has lost his edge.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Schnoor/100000513072818 Jeremy Schnoor
  • Fish

    We’re driving to Wallyworld kids. Aunt Edna better not piss me off.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dakota-White/100002356936624 Dakota White

    King ov Hell on wheels.

  • pony

    pimp my hearse, before pic

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jaymz-Stupidname-Hina/100000866625703 Jaymz Stupidname Hina

    Pardon me, do you have any greypoupon?”

  • octopus

    Bvick.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Barranger/1199176563 Ed Barranger

      haha!

  • BruisedMetal

    “They see me rollin they hatin’..theyre tryin to catch me ridin’ corpsey!”

  • ,,,,,,,,

    FJORDS!……NOT FORDS

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Cluchey/1830194872 Jamie Cluchey

    They ran out of Carpathian Forest Green, so i went with Corpsepaint white.

  • Josh Bradford

    I said worship SATAN, not sedan.

  • Conan

    Don’t touch the Trym.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Harris/1428087632 Tyler Harris

      +1

  • Smitty

    I remember my first beer….

  • Dave

    Hail Sedan!

  • Trav O

    I remember my first black metal summer camp at lake Mustakrakish…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Peter-Hanbury/1334981542 Peter Hanbury

    I would have thought that the Black Metal Vegan would make enough money to buy something nice…

  • Sheen, charlie sheen

    Black metal gives me the ability to drive with my mind

  • jdswine

    Available now: Black metal window stickers. “Trick your next date with corpse paint”

  • PeteWithABeard

    “Someone crack a fucking window! It’s hot as Hell in here!”

  • Chief

    O’Doyle rules… O’Doyle rules… O’Doyle rules…

    • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

      +1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Harris/1428087632 Tyler Harris

    “Now black metal is all about image and riding around in working cars…that’s not what I’m about”

    primateforever@yahoo.com

  • Mike

    Car on the hunted hill

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rusty-Holcomb/100000538713935 Rusty Holcomb

    Circle The Station Wagon

  • Fat ass

    My mom dives that same car

  • http://www.epic-fail.com/church_burning.jpg Youth Against Christ

    Will give free rides for a blumpkin

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devin-Hughes/100002269501529 Devin Hughes

    Juggalo drive-by’s: Ruining the good name of station wagon’s everywhere.

  • Dave

    My other car is a Panzer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jared-Clark/100000988974108 Jared Clark

      bump +1

  • Mezzy

    Dude, where’s my Burzum?

  • the_dglgmut13

    Kvolvo? I already own both Wayne’s World I and II on DVD. And they’re limited editions. Does that make me a double winner?

  • Brock Sterns

    Hail Sedan! HAIL SEDAN!!

  • Bill

    yay, its got a Hemi.

  • Smitty

    Knights In Sexy Sedans

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dustin-Wildcard-Koetsch/1096220255 Dustin Wildcard Koetsch

    Tru Kvltswagon

  • Asshole McGee

    Will burn churches for gas money

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rocky-Treadway/100000477951614 Rocky Treadway

    “WELCOME TO THE CRADLE OF FILTH!”

  • Glenn

    Returning from the auto body shop, a young Norwegian musician pulls over to admire the breathtaking scenery of his homeland and to reflect on his hope that the drummer in his black metal band will stop threatening to set his station wagon on fire now that he’s had the simulated wood-grain paneling removed.

  • Ryan Peterson

    always remember, stay at 66 km/h, to stay KVLT.

  • mike

    progenies of the great station wagon.

  • TundraTerror

    Hey baby. You like? It’s a rental.

  • Ignignort

    White metal Wagon

  • Mustaine

    Where strideth the “dammed”…

  • http://infernalnoize.blogspot.com Wayne Donovan

    One Drove to Asa Bay

    • Scrambles

      +1

  • food

    -1 point for being in a lame car
    +5 points for pushing the driver out of a moving vehicle

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mjllnir-Loudermilk/1237301216 Mjöllnir Loudermilk

    “Remember, that’s two beef jerkies — bring me back TWO beef jerkies!”

    • k

      haha!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Green/719581926 Adam Green

    Volkswagen: Das Brutal

  • Skyy

    Look what I stole from Jesus.

  • Marco

    New accessories for your car: black metal window stickers

  • poopy

    so this is mill-e-wah-que’s that Alice was talking about. This one seems to have traded his soul for a wagon with the French.

  • Turd Salad

    (Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Domagoj-Juzo-Junuzovi/1471783233 Domagoj Juzo Junuzović

    Behemothian Rhapsody

  • brandon miller

    hurry up mom if i don’t get to the mayhem show i’m going to be super pissed!

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Thanks Mom! I’ll be home by ten. Promise!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Schnoor/100000513072818 Jeremy Schnoor

      +1

  • Mark D

    ShemhamforAspen: Summer Vacation 2011

  • Booze

    Under The Sign of the Station Wagon

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Choops-Mroczko/753784289 Nick Choops Mroczko

    Auto Ad Chao
    nickmroczko@gmail.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Schnoor/100000513072818 Jeremy Schnoor

    Sworn to the Park

  • Sacajawea

    The AntiChrysler

  • Spotted hammer

    Dude, whats with the oversized horns riding shotgun?

  • Chainsword

    Dead sled.

  • Chainsword

    My other car is a halftrack.

  • Matt

    Cosmic Keys To My Creations And Car

  • BOBBY

    frostbitten wagon

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get kvlt on Friday!

  • The Uncool Guy Down The Hall

    Burzoom zoom zoom!

  • TacoGrinder

    Ferris’s disguise won’t work this time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Rappaport/1464730877 Ryan Rappaport

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the car.
    Best pickup line ever!

  • Jacob

    Check it out! I was thinking about tricking this bad boy out with some spinners that say “Danny Filth rules!” in the middle. How metal would that be? Am I right, or what?

  • Sean P.

    Shagrath was unable to pay King Ov Hell for his musical contributions to “Ov Hell”, but instead gave him his grandmothers wheels to support his career as a school teacher.

  • Ghost

    So what I blew I’m a bassist

  • Fish

    Thanks for watching Vegan Black Metal Chef. Now-Welcome to Salmon Fishing with your host Krog the Black Metal Angler!!

  • Foreverstrongerthanall

    DUDES! My Mom said we could take the wagon to the Mayhem show, as long as we don’t spill any pig blood on the upholstery! and keep your fucking spike boots off the dash!!!

    http://youtu.be/y84gW_5ZFKE

  • Fred Durst

    A security camera catches Susan Smith moments before shifting her car into neutral…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

      Thumbs up from the resident true crime author around these here parts.

  • al_z

    aliens are amongst us and they’re trve as ever!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guy-Dean-Smith/736220106 Daniel Guy Dean Smith

    Pimp my ride:driver edition

  • yzermantiis

    That’s a nice corpse-paint job man!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Cluchey/1830194872 Jamie Cluchey

    Nergal’s entry to Kvlt my ride

  • hosscatjsoh

    My other ride is a hemi. I stole this pile cause I have to get a foot print gas pedal installed…

  • sonas76

    Cream on the outside, kvlt on the inside, northern ice paint job.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Autry/758065272 Neil Autry

    “When I hit the back windows with some cardboard, I swear it will looks just like a hearse! Its gonna be brutal!”