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GOTHICKINGCOBRA52 IS YOUR NEW METAL GOD

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GothicKingCobra52 knows a LOT about metal, and you should watch his videos, so that maybe you can learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

For example, are you a young guitar player looking to learn how to sweep pick? Fret not, for GKC52 has a video instructing viewers about this very subject!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urnpTepToac&feature=player_embedded#at=118

But GKC52 isn’t just a guitarist. He’s also a singer! Just check out his vocal cover of Slipknot’s “Psychosocial.” Clearly, if Corey Taylor doesn’t stop dilly-dallying about whether or not to make new ‘Knot, GKC52 guy will be that band’s Tim “Ripper” Owens. I mean, GKC52 sounds JUST LIKE Taylor, so why should Joey Jordison and company sit around, waiting for their vocalist to get over his pansy-ass “feelings” and just commit already?

Bonus: GKC52 also knows a lot about nail polish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6UDg5FRp6I&feature=related

GKC52 has an entire channel of other helpful vids, too, including advice on love, internet trolls, and Chi ball. Make sure you check ’em all out; in the words of Cedric the Entertainer, “Getcha some knowledge, and you’ll be fireproof!”

-AR

Thanks to Eyal Levi for bringing GKC52 to our attention!

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