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YOU CAN LIVE IN MASTODON SINGER/BASSIST TROY SANDERS’ HOME, CAT NOT INCLUDED

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Troy Sanders Mastodon home

Mastodon’s Troy Sanders is selling his suburban Atlanta home. The 3 bdr, 2 bath, 2-story new construction (2005) looks modest compared to the mansion that Joey Belladonna was reportedly selling two years back, but I think it would still represent a major upgrade for the majority of metal musicians (and one can only assume Sanders is selling it because Mastodon’s success has allowed him something biggerer and betterer). Here’s the Craigslist listing via real estate agent Justin Seeby:

Spacious Home in Convenient East Lake Location!

This Home Features a Large, Open Kitchen with Tons of Counterspace & Cabinets, Upgraded Black Appliances, Recessed Lighting, and Room for a Large Island. The Enclosed Back Porch Boasts Plank Wood Flooring and Large Windows. Enjoy the Open Deck Overlooking a Fenced In Yard- Perfect for Kids, Pets, and Entertaining! 1 Car Garage is Great for Parking & Storage. Gleaming Hardwood Floors, Crown Molding, and Spacious Bedrooms Complete This Home to Make it the Perfect Place to Call Home!

*Seller is Lead Singer of Rock Group MASTADON!*

Call Today to Schedule a Personal Showing!

MetalSucks called Mr. Seeby to ask if the cat shown in Photo 4 of the listing was included. No dice; Sanders loves his pussy.

-VN

Thanks: Hetal Bhatt

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