Cinemetal

AUGUST BURNS RED RELEASE VIDEO FOR “CREAMPIE”

260

So I sat down to whack off to this new August Burns Red porno, and guess what?

THERE’S NO FUCKING SEX IN IT!!! Just some homeless kids doing homeless kid stuff. And it’s not even like the music was sexy. There’s no wah pedal or anything. What a waste of time.

-DN

Show Comments
Metal Sucks Greatest Hits