SO AS IT TURNS OUT, THREATENING TO BLOW-UP A DRUGSTORE IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL

Friday, August 5th, 2011 at 10:00am by

Last month Coheed and Cambria bassist Michael Todd set out to prove that he was the only rockstar in history who doesn’t have a guy whose entire job is just to score drugs for him; this month, he learned the hard way that such self-reliance comes with consequences. Which is to say, he’s no longer in Coheed and Cambria.

A statement from the band explains:

“After a lot of thought, introspection and discussion, Coheed and Cambria will be continuing our journey without bassist Michael Todd.  We have spoken to him and this is a mutual decision between both parties. Michael was a great contributor; our hearts go out to his family and to all those who appreciate his talents. We wish him nothing but the very best.”

It’s hard for me to believe that this was honestly a “mutual decision,” especially since Metal Insider tells me that he’s actually split with the band once before, due to heroin addiction (which is to say, it would be hard to blame his bandmates if they were fed up). But then I’m obviously not a member of Coheed and Cambria so what do I know?

In any case, my flip tone aside, I do hope that Todd gets whatever helps he needs. ‘Cause this is obviously a shitty, shitty situation.

Discuss in our comments section.

-AR

  • rob

    got the world by the balls playing in a successful band that makes money and you put it in your arm or up your nose, i just don’t get it.

    • gauche

      really?

      • rob

        well,successful for what they do anyway

  • B-RAD IS RAD

    yet, the natural plant is still illegal. damn shame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Timothy-Palmer/582086079 Kyle Timothy Palmer

    “Oh! You’re addicted! Which makes it seem so hard to be your friend!”

    Okay, that was mocking him a bit, but poor guy. I hope this fixes his life.

    • Toodlenooth Bargargon

      Been a dick to us! Stay away from me pornography, I’m sayin’, let’s be like the MOUNTAIN!

      • MachinaeSupremacist

        OM! OM! OM! (ad nauseum)

    • huntermc

      Oh! My! Fucking! God!

      • Fuckmaker

        GET DOWN THERE AND SUCK MY BUDDY’S COCK!!!

        • A Whore Called Golgotha

          You don’t entirely know what they were doing, do you?

    • Nonsensei

      +1

      This is a thread I can get behind.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mitch-McGregor/1195550656 Mitch McGregor

        This is just a test!

  • Douche Baggins

    He looks so sad and downtrodden in that picture above. Like a child who was just grounded to his room. Now now po wittle fewah :-(

  • stu1

    It probably was mutual. “Hey guys, I’m going to be busy for the next 10 years. I’ll call you when I’m around.”

  • live free or die

    Story was pretty damned sad and pathetic. Tough place for him to get clean,the pen. I always thought it was the roadies job to run these type of errands for the band. Times have changed.

    • stu1

      As I wrote last time, was a roadie supposed to go and hold up a pharmacy?? It wasn’t lack of funds, it was lack of access.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Jones/736964211 Seth Jones

        should have hired some klockiters

  • Jacob

    i get that you can’t do what he did, but he actually didn’t have a bomb nor did intend on hurting anyone. I feel like they should just give him a slap on the wrist for stupidity and make him go to rehab. Usually when you’re a junky you know how to find drugs but to automatically think to go and rob a pharmacy is just insanely dumb. Most would just resort to asking everyone they see that wasn’t a cop. Oh well, lesson learned, but good luck getting back into the biz after your very long stint in prison man. Hopefully he gets out early for good behavior or something.

    • Pastor of Muppets

      Yes, because a prison sentence means a death sentence for your professional career. Just ask Scott Weiland. Or Tommy Lee.

      • hezcatt

        Yeah but Coheed and Cambria ain’t no STP or Motley Crue and Michael Todd ain’t no Weiland or Lee.

  • Frank

    WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT……..

    So Axel ISN’T in Coheed and Cambria?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Schnoor/100000513072818 Jeremy Schnoor

      That blew me away too! It’s heartbreaking new really.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pat-Arriola/100002131340820 Pat Arriola

    Since when was Varg in Coheed & Cambria?