GWAR NORTH AMERICAN HEADLINING TOUR: PREPARE TO BE DRENCHED
GWAR live is one of those things that I believe every man, woman, and child, should experience at least one before they die, preferably from a spot in the crowd that is optimal for getting sprayed with fake (I think/hope) urine, semen, and blood. Seriously. No joke. Sally Struthers should be on television begging you to donate money so children living in poverty can still go see GWAR. It’s that important.
And the band has just announced a North American headlining tour, so if you’re a GWAR show virgin, here is a fantastic opportunity to pop your cherry. They’re even bringing Every Time I Die, Ghoul, and Warbeast out on the road with them, for maximum awesomeness… no, that bill doesn’t really make much sense, but I don’t think there’s anyone that would really seem like an “appropriate” match to tour with GWAR, and all of those bands are good, so whatever.
Dates are after the jump, courtesy of Metal Underground. Don’t forget to wear a white shirt you don’t care much about for maximum fun and a free, one-of-a-kind souvenir from the concert.
10/18 Charlotte, NC – Amos Southend
10/19 Norfolk, VA – The Norva
10/20 Washington DC – 9:30 Club
10/21 Worcester, MA – Palladium
10/22 Albany, NY – Northern Lights
10/23 New York, NY – Irving Plaza
10/24 Cleveland, OH – House Of Blues
10/25 Toronto, ON – Phoenix Concert Hall
10/26 Grand Rapids, MI – Intersection
10/28 Milwaukee, WI – Rave
10/29 Detroit, MI – Harpos
10/30 Indianapolis, IN – The Vogue
10/31 Chicago, IL – House Of Blues
11/01 Sauget, IL – Pop’s
11/02 Minneapolis, MN – First Avenue
11/04 Edmonton, AB – Events Center
11/05 Calgary, AB – Macewan Ballroom
11/07 Vancouver, BC – Commodore
11/08 Seattle,WA – Showbox
11/09 Portland, OR – Roseland
11/11 San Francisco, CA – The Regency Grand
11/12 Los Angeles, CA – House Of Blues
11/13 Pomona, CA – Glasshouse
11/15 Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theatre
11/16 Denver, CO – Summit Theater
11/18 Austin, TX – East Side Drive In
11/19 Dallas, TX – House Of Blues
11/20 Houston, TX – House Of Blues
11/21 New Orleans, LA – The Hanger
11/22 Atlanta,GA – Masquerade
11/23 Tampa, FL – Green Iguana Stadium
11/25 Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theater
11/26 Philadelphia, PA – Electric Factory
11/27 New Haven, CT – Toads Place
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