JERRY GARCIA: STILL DEAD

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 at 5:00pm by

Jerry Garcia during a recent live performance.

Jerry Garcia died sixteen years ago today from being an overweight drug addict, and the anniversary interests me mostly because I remember exactly where I was when I heard that Garcia was dead, and, holy shit, I can’t believe it was sixteen years ago.

But Shadows Fall front man Brian Fair is an actual Grateful Dead fan. And so he has commemorated Garcia’s death not by pining for his youth (and possibly scarfing down a tub of Cherry Garcia, Cathy-style), but, rather, by writing a guest blog for our friends over at Metal Insider, in which he basically seeks to answer this question: “Why should metal fans give a poo about Jerry Garcia and The Grateful Dead?”

Here’s a sample:

“When I was a young little skate punk going to hardcore shows in Boston, I was as anti-hippie as anyone else in the scene. It didn’t matter that I never bothered to listen to them, I just chalked them up as ‘old guy rock.’ Then something changed. I discovered weed.”

You’ve got my attention, Brian! Go on…

“Now being high didn’t make me suddenly ‘get’ the Dead’s music, but it did set up the events that lead me onto ‘the lot’ and into the world of The Dead. In the early 90′s, hardcore shows were not the best place to party. I loved the music but never got into the PC, Straight Edge lifestyle that came with it. In my search for better herb, I stumbled across this magical world of high quality drugs and beautiful dready girls that is a Dead show. This was a HUGE step up from sweaty guys in long sleeve Morbid Angel shirts or overly aggressive straight dudes at hardcore shows as far as partying was concerned. Great drugs, hot chicks down with free love and no one preaching at me from the stage!! Sign me up.”

Fair’s argument actually extends beyond sex and drugs and goes into Garcia’s music, too, but I’m a dick, so really all he had to say was “tits and weed” to win me over. I mean, he could have saved himself a whole lotta time just by typing those two words and calling it a day. Magic! He just sold me the entire Grateful Dead discography.

Read the rest of Mr. Fair’s post here.

-AR

  • dickpussy

    wow did you really just reference fucking cathy?

    • Big Tricky

      I’m sayin’ the same thing!

  • Fred Durst

    Dead people-Still a thing

  • Guhbah

    Didn’t expect this at this blog. And I’ll stick with people care because I don’t believe all metal fans are morons and a good music is good music.

    And tits.

    • paganheart

      Agreed.

      (‘cept the tits thing, only because I’m female and don’t swing that way.)

      All kidding aside I am not a Greatful Dead fanatic, but you have to respect them because they basically created an entire scene and genre. Bands like Widespread Panic and Phish would not exist if the Dead hadn’t been around to do it first.

  • Lucifersmile

    Having come from the same scene, I can sympathize. Also, dating a hippie chick can open your ears a little. Not all Dead is awful.

    • M.

      Ugh. To my ears, all Dead is awful. I do have a soft spot for some of the other jam bands, though — Umphrey’s McGee, moe., Gov’t Mule, Widespread Panic. Same aesthetic, better musicians and better songs.

      • jacob

        moe is the shit

      • Driven9

        Panic is the shit

  • jd091

    I’m a huge Phish fan (srs), but for some reason I hate the Dead. Too bland for me.

    • hello, im an asshole

      hate to break it to you brah but phish suck on grateful deads dick

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Izeovasis/165678580151365 Jamison

    love me some Grateful Dead, psychedelics, and women with dreadlocks. I never saw them with Jerry, but they are still amazing live as “The Dead” or “The Other Ones.”

    • King Krakken

      This x10000, except I’m old enough to actually have seen them with Garcia – several times. But love all those things!

  • Rusty McThulhu

    If you wanna get into the Dead, start with lesser known songs. I don’t listen to them but I respect them. As an audio engineer I admit they were the biggest pioneers of live sound in any of our lifetimes. The wall of sound was revolutionary.

  • Skullkrusher

    The Dead are an amazing band. They explored quite a few different types of music, and they certainly weren’t just another hippie rock band. Rusty is absolutely right about the wall of sound, too.

    Axl, go eat a dick!

    • anonymous observer

      no seriously axl go suck a cock, stop trying to subtly insult people you dont think are as good as iwabo, especially if they are legends. you guys can be such little brats about the weakest shit

      • TheHateMachine

        I would have to agree with the above post. You guys are ripping on a dead man for one.2. He has one of the most distinctive guitar sounds ever. Was a helluva player and a very nice guy. None of the shitty bands you force feed us on this site will ever attain the level that the Dead have. Their studio albums were not that good but, you can easily find 30 plus years of bootlegs that will show just how good they were. Name a metal band that has 20,000 plus fans travel 4 times a year to see every show on the tour? They never played the same song the same way twice. Their fans were so tuned in that they could play 3 notes in the middle of a 20 minute jam and the crowd would go apeshit because they knew the band was going to be playing a song that hadnt been played since xx-xx-xxxx. I was a total death metal listener back in 1994 until I went to 2 dead shows in a row. Best party I ever went to. RIP Jerry Garcia.

  • lost goat

    used to love going to the parking lot at dead shows,total party

    cant fucking stand hippy music though,that jam band shit is gross

  • mental4metal

    I fucked Jerry Garcia’s corpse. Twice.

  • White Walker

    (Ahem) Tits! Weed! That is all.

  • skullsession

    It’s my 43rd birthday today. No shit.

    That makes me older than your dad. All of you.

    • Fred Durst

      My dad is 53, so neener neener neeeeeeeneeeeer.

    • Titus Ambronicus

      Wow. What a great story.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    not all metalheads are close minded. I’m sure theres plenty of us who have everything from morbid angel to the dead to cypress hill to bob marley to beethoven on our ipods. open your ears.

    the dead fans may be extremely annoying with their constant worship. but the music is solid. they’re not the best band ever but they are a really great bluesy rock band when it comes right down to it

  • The Flying Scotsman

    One of the most over-rated, shockingly untalented bands to ever walk the Earth. Fair using the term “in tune” is ironic being that half the time the Dead’s guitars weren’t even fucking tuned properly. Take away the drugs and this band wouldn’t sell-out a phone booth.

    “What do two Dead fans without weed say to each other? ‘Man this music sucks’”. – Truest joke ever.

  • BlackVomit

    Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate the Grateful Dead and Jerry Bear…….and all because of weed?? Fuck Shadows Fall too….give me Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac any day over the fucking Dead……

    • Cpt. Howdy

      It’s all gravy, baby. All rock and roll.

  • Android

    Shadows Fall are terrible, and so are Dead.

  • Kye

    That is the single most immature, asinine thing I’ve ever read

    • aaron

      Oh, this must be your first day, so welcome to the internet. Things will get alot worse from here.

  • dan nash

    ive seen the dead, or whatever you call that incarnation without jesus hippie. i hate the music, but live they are one of the best bands ive ever seen. the piano player alone is worth the price of admission.

  • Meathead

    Death don’t have no mercy. Wicked jam.

  • Matt

    Free love is code for “I’m a slut so lets bang”

    I’m ok with that.

    • King Krakken

      Dead show = 1000+ chicks many DTF
      Metal show = ~2 chicks, WNF

      • Anonymous

        That pretty much a true statement. Sometimes there are 4 girls, but accompanied with their BF’s 

  • gud

    Only one thing Metal and GD had in common: artwork.

    That’s what made their music so disappointing to me. All this cool skeleton/death looking stuff and then bleh…

    quote The Violets: I HATE THE GRATEFUL DEAD!
    http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1055931086204