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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT + METAL GRAB BAG FROM THE MS MANSION!

 Thursday, August 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm by

Last week’s Photo Caption Contest saw the introduction of animated .gifs to the fold. The world will never be the same! Last week’s prize was a CD + t-shirt + poster + lanyard combo from the Japanese lads in Dir En Grey, quite animated themselves. And the winner is:

  • Kye: “All Shall Purrish”

Why that pun instead of all the other witty ones? I just happened to like it.

This week we’re giving away a MetalSucks t-shirt with another grab bag of random metal swag from the MS Mansion: your package will include a t-shirt in the design of your choice, new CDs, posters, stickers, etc. To win, just leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (not an animated .gif, but still funny, and sent in by MS reader Fuzzy Dunlop). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re using FB Connect / Twitter etc).

  • Wayniac

    Lars has never enjoyed a photo shoot as much as this one

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X5AYLRGGSPORHREO66MIPQCM3Y Jeffrey

    backstage passes@dc9e3257f8b427cb0df2171b1eb9b726:disqus , We’re Not Worthy!!!

  • Aspartame

    James this is my new boyfriend!

  • Tommy Smith

    The Thing That Should Not Be

  • Justin

    That is not Ricky at an Metallica show. That is much worse, Metallica at a Ricky Martin show. Or has Ricky replaced Kirk? 

  • Tom

    Those boys in Hanson grow up so quickly

  • Tom

    Ricktallica

  • The Uncool Guy Down the Hall

    The “Feeling” may be “Unnamed” but it is not unappreciated.

  • kelfro

    The Unforgiven IV

  • Meemperor

    The three fagiteers. 

  • cougar party

    Worst game of Kill, Fuck, Marry possible?

  • fuckface

    Uhhhh…………What?

  • MRBingham

    The real reason why Metallica sucked after ’96… Or the person who sucked Metallica after ’96

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=520503461 Josh Kruk

    “So RIcky, do you need a “pots and pans” drum sound on your next album?”  

  • adam

    Master! Master! Olay Olay Olay!

  • Trux

    James and Lars decided to reform Menudo instead of working with Dave Mustaine and Dave Ellefson in a new super group…

  • My Balls, Your Chin

    after finally coming out, ricky wanted to put some metal up his ass.

    • http://twitter.com/Meemperor Matt P

      Win

    • skullsession

      Agree, pure win.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sbazinet Sebastien Bazinet

    2 and a half men!

    • Gonzo

      The worst thing about this is that Lars is the half-man in this picture. Look at that fucking hair and shit eating grin. 

  • Mitch

    Ryan Seacrest poses with future judges James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich in a promotional photo for the next season of “American Idol”.

  • modeo

    lars sucked at beer pong, so i picked up ricky as my new partner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jake.quittschreiber Jake Quittschreiber

    Overall, Lars’s “coming out” party went pretty well.

  • Andrew S Geisler

    The frayed ends of la vida loca

  • yeah brah

    “We are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-migos!”

  • OldandTired
  • Kenpachiuchiha3

    Sad but true…he is real reason suckteliica cut there hair.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustavo-Aquino/100000553856211 Gustavo Aquino

    “I even sucked a Latino man’s cock! So what? So what?”

  • Glorious Johnson

    livin’ lacocka smoka

  • http://www.facebook.com/StriderPhantasm Kevin Eidolon

    The Redneck, The Guido, and the guy who listens to Disturbed.

    Psycho_Strider@live.com

  • Matt

    And now I can add these ladies to my “hot sluts holding cups” album on Facebook.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1031294709 Aaron Hoye

    QueerO of the day.

  • Randiithrillkill

    Why is Ricky Martin hanging out with those turds?!?!

  • key

    Joey Gladstone is getting pretty desperate for press these days

  • Dolebotixstudios

    Some Kind of Maricón

  • Heywood

    3 Guys, 1 Cup

  • http://www.facebook.com/rickyy.webster Rickyy Costantino

    Broken, Beat & Scarred

  • http://www.facebook.com/rickyy.webster Rickyy Costantino

    Broken, Beat & Scarred

  • Etch

    James Hetfield has the amazing capability to retain badassness while standing next to Lars and Lars’ new “drum tech”. 

  • Bradley Nelson

    James was excited to hold the cup of life.

  • Karamazov

    Hey! We’re here for the gangbang…

  • crank

    The Thing That Should Not Be.

  • Olive2232

    You know what’s in Ricky’s cup? Rufies. You know what’s in Hetfields? Water.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1315950615 Henryk Bik

    We all experiment during college…

  • saddleburr

    pop musick truly makes for strange bedfellows…

  • http://www.facebook.com/tylerdrainville Tyler Drainville

    To vote for Lars and James, call 1-866-IDOLS-02.

  • Anthony

    Livin’ La vida Lo-cah!

    • SourDeez

      Took me a second to figure this one out, but I think it’s a win.

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Alkahest

    It’s beautiful how they allow loving couples in the homosexual community to adopt these days.

    [alternatively: For Whom The Bell-end Tolls]

  • nola210

    rascal flatts are metal as fuck

  • Anonymous

    Metallica got Rickyrolled.

  • Dingas McCloud

    Behind the camera: Dave Mustaine.  Supergroup complete.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacob.lyon1 Jacob Lyon

    The new Ricky Martallica project coming soon! Guaranteed to pucker your butthole!

  • Gonzo

    James: I hope Ricky doesn’t try to suck my dick later.
    Lars: I hope Ricky tries to suck my dick later.
    Ricky: I hope they let me suck their dicks later.

  • http://twitter.com/BigBintheAV Bryan Shumard

    Doesn’t get any gayer than this.

  • Ethan Hughes

    The weird thing is i feel this picture would actually be gayer with kirk hammett in the middle…

  • Boazhimself

    Lars found chocolate mountain!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Gates/14209777 Zach Gates

    Livin’ La Vida Sellout

  • O_zombie

    Is that Metallica’s new member?

  • Davebike

    And heres tonights bottom 3

  • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    How nice of James and Ricky to spend some time with a handicapped Danish boy through the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

  • Oats4234

    Ricky begged not to make their slumber party a big deal, but Lars would not take no for an answer when he asked for a picture.

  • http://www.facebook.com/harrison.hatcher1 Harrison Hatcher

    “St. Martin” would’ve been a better name for “St. Anger” anyway

  • http://www.facebook.com/harrison.hatcher1 Harrison Hatcher
  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Tallent/100000411561578 Shane Tallent

    look how low lars’ hand is

  • Fred Durst

    Does Ricky Martin wear lipstick? Check Lar’s dick to find out.

  • Louslug

    Rick is so happy that he is finally the meat in a ‘tallica sandwich that he doesnt realize that Lars and James are both simultaneously going for the power wedgie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    In the event that the Lou Reed collaboration doesn’t work out, Metallica has a backup plan.

    harlequindevon@gmail.com

    • Curmudgeon

       Beat met to it and my vote for winner.

  • Dalern63

    enter martin man

  • http://www.facebook.com/jakelentz Jake Lentz

    Ricky heard about how much Metallica liked to fuck their whole fanbase, so he decided to get in on the action.

  • Matt S

    The latest supergroup: Menudica

  • Clickthisway327

    Little known fact, he was once considered to replace Newsted, but he didn’t want to hurt his metal rep

  • Clickthisway327

    Little known fact, he was once considered to replace Newsted, but he didn’t want to hurt his metal rep

  • Clickthisway327

    Little known fact, he was once considered to replace Newsted, but he didn’t want to hurt his metal rep

  • Clickthisway327

    Little known fact, he was once considered to replace Newsted, but he didn’t want to hurt his metal rep

  • hater_guy

    *takes glasses off* Explain this bullshit!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Higgmasterflex Chris

    Weird, queer’d, beard.

  • http://twitter.com/Higgmasterflex Chris

    Weird, queer’d, beard.

  • http://twitter.com/Higgmasterflex Chris

    Weird, queer’d, beard.

  • Puke Pile

    Who are those dudes with Ricky Martin?

  • http://twitter.com/asyouwere97 Mark Sherbin

    Metallica in the studio recording S&M 2

  • http://twitter.com/asyouwere97 Mark Sherbin

    Metallica in the studio recording S&M 2

  • http://twitter.com/asyouwere97 Mark Sherbin

    Metallica in the studio recording S&M 2

  • http://twitter.com/asyouwere97 Mark Sherbin
  • http://twitter.com/asyouwere97 Mark Sherbin
  • http://twitter.com/asyouwere97 Mark Sherbin
  • Nicoscervantes

    After this photo, they all went to play a game of ‘Ride the Lightning.’

    Nicoscervantes@yahoo.com

  • Nicoscervantes

    After this photo, they all went to play a game of ‘Ride the Lightning.’

    Nicoscervantes@yahoo.com

  • Nicoscervantes

    After this photo, they all went to play a game of ‘Ride the Lightning.’

    Nicoscervantes@yahoo.com

  • Mike

    it’s a 3 way and there is no leeway

  • Mike

    it’s a 3 way and there is no leeway

  • zach young

    Unable to pronounce “Chupacabra”, Metallica decided that “Some Kind of Monster” was a fitting title substitution for their still unreleased late 90′s Latin fusion album. The making of which was documented in a movie of the same name.

  • zach young

    Unable to pronounce “Chupacabra”, Metallica decided that “Some Kind of Monster” was a fitting title substitution for their still unreleased late 90′s Latin fusion album. The making of which was documented in a movie of the same name.

  • FreakdaddyX

    The thing that should not be

  • zach young

    “It’s not ghey if it’s in a 3-way”

  • Alex

    And you thought you knew what the Load album cover was all about.

  • Kralcnayr

    Livin’ la vida sellout

    Kralcnayr@gmail.com

  • Ryan Park

    Thats not James’ chin beard, those were Ricky’s pubes. Why do you think he’s smiling so big???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002131340820 Pat Arriola

    The semen Still Remains.

    Moltanic@Gmail.com

  • David B.

    One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong

    • Dean

      Ummm, hate to break it to you, David, but when you grow up with Black Sabbath as your nursery rhymes and forming the theme of your life during adolescence, all of these things look exactly like each other.

    • Dean

      Ummm, hate to break it to you, David, but when you grow up with Black Sabbath as your nursery rhymes and forming the theme of your life during adolescence, all of these things look exactly like each other.

  • David B.

    One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong

  • JohnnyMetal

    LIVIN’ LA VIDA COKE-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    callmewonton@hotmail.com

  • JohnnyMetal

    LIVIN’ LA VIDA COKE-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    callmewonton@hotmail.com

  • hybridofsteel

    Aww man!! Kirk cut his hair too!?

  • Alien

    Happy B-Day Sergeant D!

    -Love Malltallica

  • Alien

    Happy B-Day Sergeant D!

    -Love Malltallica

  • EJ666

    Ride the Martin.

  • EJ666

    Ride the Martin.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.oates1 Jordan Oates

    LIVINUHHHHHH THE VEEEDDUHHHHH LOHKUHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.oates1 Jordan Oates

    LIVINUHHHHHH THE VEEEDDUHHHHH LOHKUHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • BongRipBrutality

    Good Clean Fun

  • http://twitter.com/IgnitorMetal Patrick Doyle

    “I like the Little Lars better!”

  • http://twitter.com/IgnitorMetal Patrick Doyle

    “I like the Little Lars better!”

  • http://twitter.com/IgnitorMetal Patrick Doyle

    “I like the Little Lars better!”

  • VerrucktsAl

    metallica living la vida loca

  • VerrucktsAl

    metallica living la vida loca

  • VerrucktsAl

    metallica living la vida loca

  • Jim

    Airtight

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stefano-Passaro/618678171 Stefano Passaro

    LOL U MAD DAVE!?

  • dovernpc

    two and half men

  • hATE-eR

    Yo Dave, eat your heart out.

  • chris

    Apparently, he hasn’t seen the picture of Lars in the buff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Jones/736964211 Seth Jones

    pictured left to right: Sam Gamgee, Frodo Baggins, and Smeegal

  • hybridofsteel

    “Gimme James,
    Gimme Lars,
    Gimme men which I desire!!!”

  • Sacajawea

    In recent news, Ricky Martin has recently changed his name to “Lightning” in an attempt to get some attention from the ‘Tallica boys on their new “Ride the Lightning” tour.

  • Hhbrady

    “She [head] bangs.”

  • Hhbrady

    “Livin’ la vida loc… livin’ la vida at least a lil’ craz… you know what? It’s ‘livin’ la vida buying shit at Tiffany’s wearing shorts and sandals with the bass player that cost me a cool million.’”

  • http://www.facebook.com/sylvester.lowery Sylvester Lowery

     Ricky Martinallica presents their collaboration “I Want Your Load!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1522601830 Liam Genghis Connors

    The Load era Metallica WAS pretty experimental…

  • Bruised Metal

    Now Lars and Ricky can make it official……

  • Scott C

    livin la vida incorporated.

  • Bruised metal

    Livin’ Metalliloca

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Cleaton/1215874149 John Cleaton

    ,,,All this time we thought that Bob Rock was the gayest thing to happen to Metallica…

  • Pete Hagen

     James thought Lars said they were going to hang out with JIM Martin…  Being a good sport, James posed for the picture anyway…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=751894006 John Paul Bartlett

    james and lars always wanted a “yes man” who’d do ANYTHING after Newsted left

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Ripplinger/1806353263 Andy Ripplinger

    …and they meet to discuss their next chart topping album.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Ripplinger/1806353263 Andy Ripplinger

    …and they meet to discuss their next chart topping album.

  • Ea7861

    Smug.jpg

  • Chuckbeef

    Using his left hand, Lars shows Ricky a little trick with his drumstick he likes to call, “fade to brown”.

  • Chuckbeef

    Using his left hand, Lars shows Ricky a little trick with his drumstick he likes to call, “fade to brown”.

  • zodiax

    GaytallicA

  • You Don’t Know Me

    Hey look, Kirk Hammett got a haircut.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1028708091 Luis Gerardo Roa

    James to Lars: OK OK dammit, we’ll pose with the Ricky Martin statue at the fucking wax museum, stop nagging about it

  • Anonymous

    Ok so Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield and Ricky Martin walk into a bar…..

  • Anonymous

    Ok so Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield and Ricky Martin walk into a bar…..

  • Anonymous

    Metalliloca

  • Anonymous

    Metalliloca

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryanchristmastimeschwartz Ryan Schwartz

    Metallica wanted to go a new way with their next album; thus they began…experimenting.

  • Marchosias

    Deleted scene from Some Kind of Monster: the suits said it was too testosterone-fueled for their target audience.

  • Marchosias

    Deleted scene from Some Kind of Monster: the suits said it was too testosterone-fueled for their target audience.

  • Shawn

    The real producer of the Black album

  • Shawn

    The real producer of the Black album

  • Shawn

    The real producer of the Black album

  • Shawn

    The real producer of the Black album

  • Anonymous

    Meet the cast of Spinal Tap 2 

  • Anonymous

    Meet the cast of Spinal Tap 2 

  • Ørsaeth

    Not happy with Trujillo, and looking to expand their demographic, Metallica decided a bassist change was in order

  • Ørsaeth

    Not happy with Trujillo, and looking to expand their demographic, Metallica decided a bassist change was in order

  • Ceasararellano

    so thats what spawned from the pool of filth that is load and reload!!!

  • camw

    3 guys one cup

  • kylemurder

    Sad but true.

  • Heytony2

    Ricky: I just banged that ass that doesn’t bang.

  • Heytony2

    Ricky: I just banged that ass that doesn’t bang.

  • Heytony2

    Ricky: I just banged that ass that doesn’t bang.

  • Nok

    “Livin’ la vida mediocre.”

    roquedog504@hotmail.com

  • DalCimaius

    Mustaine remembers “that one night” and prides himself on NOT being a part of it.

    DalCimaius@yahoo.com

  • zane

    New hanson = Nu Metal

  • zane

    New hanson = Nu Metal

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattzphelan Matt Phelan

    BLABBERMOUTH.NET: Menudo discusses new album.

  • StickyG

    You think they’re metal? I just nailed ‘em both. THAT’S metal!

  • StickyG

    You think they’re metal? I just nailed ‘em both. THAT’S metal!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Crncx Jorge R. Valverth

    Now I get it..

  • jnh363

    2 sellouts and…..this is beyond words WTF!%$%&(&)(&)^&%$&#%^!!!!!!!!!

  • James Newsted

    Lars got the load and James Got The Reload

  • MJ

    Livin’ la vida locaaaayeah

  • MJ

    Livin’ la vida locaaaayeah

  • Spiral_void

    Out Of The Garage Days!

  • Spiral_void

    Out Of The Garage Days!

  • Walkersucks

    “We are the 3 best friends that anyone could have! We are the 3 best friends that anyone could have………”

  • Thjuggaloog7

    lars husband meets james

    (metallica kicks ass)

  • Thjuggaloog7

    lars husband meets james

    (metallica kicks ass)

  • Matt A.

    (1996) LOAD   Produced by Bob Rock.

    (1997) RE LOAD   Produced by Bob Rock.

    (2011) ALL LOADS SWALLOWED   Produced by Ricky Martin.

  • Matt A.

    (1996) LOAD   Produced by Bob Rock.

    (1997) RE LOAD   Produced by Bob Rock.

    (2011) ALL LOADS SWALLOWED   Produced by Ricky Martin.

  • Mike

    Metallica called, they want the 90′s back.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Riley-Nix/602141230 Riley Nix

    …And Juicers For All.

    rjnix_0329@hotmail.com

  • Mreno

    Metallica sucks!

  • Mreno

    Metallica sucks!

  • Mreno

    Metallica sucks!

  • Jón Þór

    Enter Sandman, Exit Closet

  • hybridofsteel

    Oh man, I can’t believe it!!! My three heros in the same picture??? Totaly my new background.

  • Kiranxl995

    read behind his body

  • Kiranxl995

    read behind his body

  • Kiranxl995

    read behind his body