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Sergeant D. wrote about this Australian deathcore band Endworld on Stuff You Will Hate over the weekend, and he theorizes that “they saw the Defiler ‘Cryomancer’ video and tried to copy it as closely as possible, with hilarious results;” I think that declaration is actually a massive wad of diseased spit in Defiler’s face. Defiler are fucking terrible, but this band is worse; in fact, this band is so bad that I feel like I owe other band deathcore bands an apology for even lumping Endworld into that genre. Oceano don’t deserve to be compared to this drek.

Truth is, Endworld probably just accidentally started a whole new genre: Amateurcore. ‘Cause never mind that whomever directed their video couldn’t even get a static shot of a cell phone in focus — the band can’t seem to jump in unison (which is, like, one of the most important aspects of being a successful scene band), the drummer looks like someone made him drink a bottle of NyQuil right before they started shooting, and, well, don’t even get me started on the vocalist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJgC90k1dHo&feature=player_embedded

Make sure you head over to Stuff You Will Hate to read Sergeant D.’s full analysis; his observations are fare more clever than my own…

-AR

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