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HUNTRESS’ “EIGHT OF SWORDS” VIDEO IS EPIC, BOOBALICIOUS

 Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 at 2:30pm by

Where the hell do we stick Huntress in this current feminist metal movement debate? Juilliard-educated vocalist Jill Janus (a.k.a. “Tuesdae”) has clearly got a set of pipes and a legitimate love for good ol’ fashioned no-bullshit metal (in other words, not stupid scene shit), and, on top of that, she is clearly not at all shy about exploiting her totally excellent body to get the attention of drooling betas like me. Is it wrong of her to do so? Should she be trying to get notice for her talents alone? Or, ya know, if ya got it, flaunt it? I mean… the advantage she has over, say, those twins from that one band is that I think people would actually pay attention to Huntress even if Janus looked more like this than this. On the other hand, I do not mind looking at this one bit. The liberal, politically-correct mind boggles.

Consider your position as you enjoy the group’s new video, “Eight of Swords,” which debuted on on Noisecreep today, and is available for your viewing pleasure below. It’s actually pretty epic, and, yes, you do get to see quite a bit of Janus’ cleavage.

You can also download “Eight of Swords” for free here.

-AR

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  • Charlie Brown

    Song is decent enough + would smash.  Nothing wrong here.

  • Kuranes

    I have been listening to this song on repeat pretty much all morning.  Hopefully the actual album drops soon.

  • eloli

    Is it that I’m getting too old to get excited about cleavage is it that this band sounds generic as fuck? Both probably, this band reminds me of Bitch so much… unless this chick goes topless, count me out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

    Yes, I still hate fake tits. 

    • Kuranes

      But what do you think of the song?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Murphy/1037267155 Ian Murphy

      They look like they weigh about as much as the entire rest of her body.

    • Anonymous

      who cares, those are some pretty nice fake tits, they look real enough for me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

        Me, because I hate fake tits.

  • Anonymous

    I’d motorboat that fooooo sho!

  • http://twitter.com/Meemperor Matt P

    I’d like to tie her up and stick my sword in her.

    • Canea

      hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Gecko

    Am I the only one who feels like this song was a time machine back to the 80s?  Lyrically, musically, and visually, this looks like something Beavis and Butt-head would have been watching and making fun of in their original run.

    • Come On Amarth

      Nah, same here. She looks like she’s getting some video tips from Doro.

    • The Uncool Guy Down the Hall

      It’s like a flashback to when metal was fun, ‘cept they sucked some of the fun out of it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/FlannelBastard Dylan Jones

    The song is good enough, reminded me of High on Fire although I don’t know why, but I couldn’t care less about her boobiez.

  • Dustin French

    Bought a set of tits, hopes to sell records.  However, I do love the song and find her voice wonderful.  She’s a pretty girl too, without the store-boughts.  It will be interesting to see if this band makes it big because of her image (AKA how big would In This Moment be without a well-endowed vocalist?)

    • Stu1

      Band’s been around for a while and aren’t big yet. 

    • Sir Peras

      The thing is that I’ve never found attractive that chick form In This Moment, she’s pretty I guess but she seems like she has gone through way too many surgeries.

  • betasmasher

    Killer tune.  Far superior to the death core shit you constantly jizz about here. 

  • Matt S

    Boring song. Sweet bewbs.

  • G0re0bsessed

    holy shit. i would show her my hunter. lol.

  • Misc3tuff

    I was bored half way into the video. Don’t get me wrong, I love boobs but….
    Good song and vocals though.

  • Rob M

    Good song…decent vocals…fake norks

  • dont panic

    OMG please let this be a new trend. NWOBHM: New Wave of Busty Heavy Metal.

  • Sir Peras

    Song is good, verse riff reminds me of Early Man + some HOF during breakdowns and bridge. Singing is O.K and this chick understands image sells, good for her. Plus they make a chorus out of the Noun Group “Eight of Swords” which gives them credit, don’t get me wrong “Swords” are O.K for a chorus, but number 8…6 is way stronger phonetically and blah blah blah…(I’m boring myself hearing the words in my head)

    Anyway, the only “but” is that the vid’s story is kind of “meh”…oh wait, it is HER at the end! Nah, still kinda “meh”

    But yeah, nice band, we’ll have to give them a listen.

  • Jason Bourne

    Man she’s hot. There was a song?

  • Tim

    The “harmonic minor licks for beginners” part at the beginning of the solo made me lol.

  • http://twitter.com/BrittGranitt Kyle T Palmer

    Schwing!

  • http://twitter.com/BrittGranitt Kyle T Palmer

    And as for the song, I wouldn’t mind listening to it either. It’s a little corny, but shit, that don’t stop me from listening to Iron Maiden.

  • Vom

    Pretty good.  Although, the fact that she’s smokin hot wouldn’t make me like it any more or any less.  Just a bonus I guess.
    Does anybody know if the rest of the band is still the guys from Professor?  They’re some band.  The 2 best demos I heard in years.  I’d love to hear more.

    • Stu1

      I think it is, and pretty sure they’re just Huntress now.

    • Killbetas

      Both the guitar players are from Professor.  The drummer and bass player are not.

  • S.

    Fake tits, shite song. Nothing to see here folks.

  • metalhead616

    times are over that these tity feme fatales are only on the cover. now they are alive….

    my dick say nice…and punches the taste to shut up!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.beresford1 Ben Beresford

    good song. boobs just icing on a decent cake. most of the metal-revival is bad and this is pretty decent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=35803088 Melissa Stern

    boobcore

  • Barnacle Bill

    I actually think the song is pretty memorable and catchy, also: boooooobies!

  • OZ TECH

    3 Inches of Silicon