VILDHJARTA, “PHOBON NIKA,” THALL, ILLEGIMITATION, KAPOINKADOPHASCHULECULARIS
Vildhjarta are Swedish, so I thought that maybe the title of their newly released song, “Phobon Nika,” meant something in their native langue, and it does — it means “Phobon Nika.” Then I did a Google search for “Phobon Nika,” and all that came up was Vildhjarta. My point being that it is apparently “make up words week” here in the world of metal. No one gave me advance notice, but whatever, I’m into it! And so, to that end, the rest of this post will be written in nonsense:
Vildhjarta scadwiblidink cja-bokkkk-bok-bok-bok-bok voy, akumadibbydibbydoo, slapbattawattawaké pipipipipipipipi-ee-tay, pipi-ee-tay, pipi-ee-tai. Frabhothunkz? Dwqwaleee! Vxixizsadtreashery. Facebazooka. Thall.
Vildhjarta’s gerforbenboben, Måsstaden, shellackadoodle cwonk November 29 hok-hok-pooey Century Media.