DRUMMER WHO ISN’T IGOR CAVALERA LEAVES SEPULTURA; REPLACED WITH NEW DRUMMER WHO IS ALSO NOT IGOR CAVALERA
The guy who took Igor Cavalera’s place in Sepultura has parted ways with the band, and been replaced with a new drummer who, sources confirm, is also not Igor Cavalera. New Not Igor joins a proud tradition of musicians such Dave Kushner and Fatty Ding Dongs Van Halen, who nine out of ten fans will not care about unless he turns out to be the guitar player’s son.
[Note: New Not Igor is not Andreas Kisser’s son. – Ed.]
Admirers all over the new drummer’s immediate family are said to be very excited to see what he can bring to the band.
Here’s a statement from guitarist Andreas Kisser:
“I’m sure New Not Igor will do a great job with Sepultura. New Not Igor’s already a musician who shows a lot of strength and technique, although Not Igor’s young. We did a rehearsal with New Not Igor and it was like not having Igor in the band; New Not Igor played the pre- and post-Igor material as if he was in the band for as long as Igor was. Sepultura will show the world another Brazilian talent on the drums.”