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BEST WORST NEW BAND OF 2012 SO FAR: ESKIMO CALLBOY

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Remember yesterday when Sergeant D claimed in his “2012 State of the Scene Address” that we’re currently in a transition between a period where it’s cool to be fun and a period where it’s cool to be a ‘srs artist’? Eskimo Callboy are proof that at least someone’s still trying to party like it’s 2008 on MySpace.

Eskimo Callboy are all about partying, fucking, anal sex, and appreciating a certain scene website known for showing famous metal dudes dongs and Winds of Plague keyboardists’ boobs. They also have a profound appreciation of glowsticks, piercings and tattoos that they will definitely not regret in 5 years, Madonna dance moves, and crab crouches. Lyrics:

and I tell you I’m sorry girl
it was nothing personal
is anyone up?
is anyone up?
your pussy
your boobies
on the world wide web

girl it’s nothing personal
I’m sorry for this
but I think you fuck anal so well
that everybody should know

This band is horrible, and this band is gonna be huge. Sumerian or Rise or Century or someone should get on this shit.

-VN

Thanks: Rob Adams

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