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KITTIE REJOINED BY CUTE ASIAN (EXCLUSIVE PICS)

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Kittie (L-R Trish Doan. Not pictured: Mercedes Lander, Morgan Lander, Tara McLeod)

Kittie is a hard-working metal band, so they seem omnipresent in support slots on a million tours. I’ve seen them 670 times, a meaningful number for a dude whose life of drugz + rollerskates means low concert attendance. But I’ve always applauded Kittie for their solid-ish chops and for the aesthetic vacation they provide to concertgoers tasked with staring at heinous, sweaty metal bros for three hours. Thanks Kittie!

And as of today, the next 63-band package tour stop in your hometown just got hotter ‘cuz…Kittie has announced the return of cute former bassist Trish Doan. That’s a sexy upgrade of like 6000% to any metal stage — even though Doan’s bod might find its best match at a kindergarten in Seoul. Gosh, that observation is insensitive in light of her battle with anorexia (which led to her departure after 2007’s Funeral For Yesterday) but hey what I mean is um… Welcome back, Trish!

Doan with MetalSucks Editors-In-Chief Vince Neilstein (left), Axl Rosenberg

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