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CHILDREN: WHEN MALE PORN STARS MAKE A METAL MUSIC VIDEO

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Before we go any further, please note that L.A. “two-piece synthetic metal band” Children are comprised of Christopher Zeischegg and Chad Fjerstad (ex-Dead to Fall), whose day jobs are as adult film performers Danny Wylde and Chad Alva. WUT?! We know most dudes in metal bands have day jobs nowadays and that many of them have some pretty cool ones — music teachers, recording engineers, etc — but MALE PORN STARS has gotta take the cake.

I can’t say I know much (or anything) about the dudes in any of the porn flicks I’ve ever seen, but judging from Children’s new video for “Girl in the Dirt,” Christopher and Chad must star in some pretty classy flicks — the production quality of this video is amazing! I don’t wanna ruin it for you, so I’ll just say this: headless pigs, armless girl playing drums with her head, blood, fire, gore, and a whole lot more. Oh, and a pretty sweet Genghis Tron-meets-Austerity Program jam, too, which happens to have been produced by The Faceless’ Michael Keene. One can only surmise that they know each other through Keene’s pornstar girlfriend Andy San Dimas.

No full nudity here, but plenty of scantily clad female shots: gonna say NSFW just in case.

-VN

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