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DARK SHADOWS INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: JOHNNY DEPP CALLS ALICE COOPER “THE UGLIEST WOMAN I’VE EVER SEEN”

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When Johnny Depp joined Alice Cooper on stage last year to jam on some oldies-but-goodies from the original shock rocker, we filed the video footage under our “What the Fuck?” category, ’cause, y’know, what the fuck? But we should have known that Depp had some sort of affinity for Cooper, as demonstrated in the international trailer for his infinityth collaboration with Tim Burton, Dark Shadows.

A comedic adaptation of an old vampire-themed soap opera (fo’ reals), the story has essentially been reduced to a Kevin James movie. Still, if you wanna see a fairly convincing young Cooper look-alike and Depp make the simple and not-especially funny joke I’ve spoiled in the headline, skip ahead to the 1:47 mark. And if you don’t, uh, blow me, I guess.

-AR

[via Collider]

 

 

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