WHAT IF METAL LYRICS WERE POLITE?
This is the question which the new blog Polite Metal Lyrics seeks to answer… and does so with no shortage of hilarity.
You can see a few more of my personal favorites after the jump, or just head over there to see all the ones that have been posted thus far. As of this writing there’s only about three pages worth, so it won’t take you very long to get through ’em. But I hope the updates continue, ’cause these sure are funny.