DANCING WITH THE STARS CONTESTANT MEETS MEMBERS OF STEEL PANTHER, WONDERS, “WHO ARE THESE TWO UGLY WOMEN?”

Michael Starr and Satchel from Steel Panther were apparently on Dancing with the Stars last night, helping a contestant named William Levy with style tips for his dance set to Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” I guess that should make me happy — whatever helps Steel Panther conquer the world, y’know? And poor Levy is such a square that he had somehow previously never even heard of Twisted Sister, so he obviously needed the help. So Steel Panther did a mitzvah!

Unfortunately, the ensuing dance is just about the least metal thing ever; it makes Levy look like a flamingo with the runs. Then again, this is a song originally performed by a dude in pink shoulder pads, so I don’t know what I was expecting.

Kiss were also on the show last night, but I’m not gonna post any footage here, because I won’t sully our beautiful website with any more images of that fat piece of shit Gene Simmons.

-AR

[via Metal Insider]