PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PRIMITIVE WEAPONS PRIZE PACK

Last week’s Photo Caption Contest offered admission for you and two friends to see This Is Hell on their upcoming summe tour and a crapload of the band’s merch (including a lot of sweet vinyl). The winner:

• Alan Keller Jr.: “Confirmed:  Dime is in a better place now. R.I.P. Dimebag.”

Too soon? Never!

This week we’ve got a prize pack from Primitive Weapons, including a CD copy of their so-good-it-hurts new record The Shadow Gallery and this t-shirt in the size of your choice (as long as your choice isn’t Medium… sorry, they’re sold out!). You know what you gotta do: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by reader Bonesnapper, who got it from Ross Sewage’s Facebook page).