NILE ARE “THE FIENDS WHO COME TO STEAL MAGICK OF THE DECEASED”

That’s right, ass clowns. There’s a new Nile song in the world, and you can stream it at Noisecreep.

Vince went to Egypt once. I’ve never been. Someone told me it might be hard for me to actually get into the country ’cause I have an Israeli stamp in my passport. I don’t know if that’s true or not though. Vince said the Egyptians were actually pretty chill.

And how come there’s no such thing as Egyptian cuisine? Have you ever heard a friend say, “Hey’s let’s grab some Egyptian?”

Anyway, the new Nile song. It’s good. You should listen to it.

See? This is why you come to MetalSucks. Other metal sites are like Egyptian cuisine. But we’re like the Wolfgang Puck of metal blogs.

Nile’s new album, At the Gate of Sethu, comes out June 29 on Nuclear Blast.

-AR