PHOTO CAPTION CONTES: WIN A WIZARD RIFLE “BONG”-COLORED LIMITED EDITION VINYL

Who’ll be the coolest kids at this summer’s shows with their stylish new Textures tanktop? The winners of last week’s Photo Caption Contest, of course:

• DVincent: “The four people who bought Morbid Angel’s ‘Illud Divinum Insanus : The Remixes’.”
• Dantera: “You must be this troo to ride the Log Flume.”

This week we’re giving away two “Vinyl Bong”-colored vinyls of Speak Now Say Nothing, Wizard Rifle‘s new album (out now and available via Seventh Rule’s webstore). What exactly is “Vinyl Bong,” you ask? Of the 100 super-limited edition vinyls they had pressed up, no two look the same — the colors are all over the spectrum, and some even have multiple colors, hence “bong.” Check out this photo. Get in on the bong-colored vinyl action: just leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by MS reader Daniel G.).