IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES

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And now, here’s some shit we did this week:

• We debuted new music by The Contortionist, Ephel Duath, and Electric Wizard (thanks to Decibel).
• We got guitar lessons from Job for a Cowboy’s Tony Sannicandro, we got basketball lessons from God Forbid’s Doc Coyle, and we got baseball lessons from Becoming the Archetype’s Seth Hecox.
• Leyla Ford spoke to Lita Ford.
• We read the single greatest critical analysis of Nickelback’s work in the history of ever.
• We looked at an amazing Phil Anselmo fan pic.
• We looked at metal dudes bein’ dads.
• James Hetfield looked at Mastodon through a mask.
• We found the best worst Steel Panther tattoo in the history of ever.
• Danzig tried to fuck this dude up.
• Andrew W.K. outed himself as a My Little Pony fan.

I’m gonna go get drunk now! I suggest you do the same! IT’S THE RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO!!!

-AR