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IS THE NEW KISS ALBUM SPONSORED BY AN ENERGY DRINK?

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Kiss have been slowly revealing the cover for their album, Monster, over the past week or so, and now that the entire thing has been unveiled, I bet fans are like “PHEW! Totally worth all the wait and suspense!” I mean it’s as though Kiss are unaware that there have ever been photos of them before. Actually, Paul and Gene are pretty old, maybe they don’t know that cameras are not a new invention?

The funniest part of this is that the graphic designer who put it together seems to have decided that the easiest way to do his job in a timely fashion was to take some cues from another brand with the same name:

So it’s good to know that this whole endeavor took someone five, maybe ten minutes to put together.

In other news, this piece of shit will still sell more copies in its first hour of release than most metal bands will sell in their entire careers.

-AR

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