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DOES THIS MEAN WE GET A NEW SEASON OF ROCK OF LOVE?

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OMG u guys.This is, like, totally the worst news we’ve heard all summer: Bret Michaels + Kristi Gibson have CALLED OFF THEIR ENGAGEMENT!!!!

They’ve been on-again-off-again since 1994! That’s only 2 yrs longer than I’ve been alive!!! And they have 2 daughters together!!! And they look so good 4 old ppl! They clearly take good care of themselves + go to the gym + the doctor a lot.

Bret proposed on his reality show, Life As I Know It, so it was way romantic and every1 thought it would, like, last 4evaneva. This is so whack it’s, like, the whackest.

LUV IS NOT 4 REAL

:’-(

-DP

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