PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SKELETONWITCH PRIZE PACK!

Last week we gave away two CD copies of Hooded Menace’s new album Effigies of Evil (stream it in full right here and buy it here). The winners, with the best captions to the photo at right:

• torso500: “I keep hearing that goddamn sound!”
  “Just ignore it baby, come back to bed.”
• Ratking: “Every woman’s worst nightmare. Showing up to the party and somebody’s wearing the same dress as you.”

The MetalSucks-sponsored “U.S. Abomination Tour” with Skeletonwitch, Havok, Early Graves and Mutilation Rites kicked off last week; this mammoth, two-month trek hits every major city and backwater corner of the U.S. alike, so make sure you get dates here! To celebrate, this week we’ve got a Skeletonwitch prize pack to give away: one winner will receive a copy of each of their last three albums (Beyond The Permafrost, Breathing The Fire and Forever Abomination) and the three posters pictured here from Prosthetic Records. Now get to winnin’: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (provided by MetalSucks reader Jason R.).