BEST HEADLINE OF THE YEAR?

From Noisecreep earlier today:

And, no joke, the second I opened the page, my computer started playing Kool & the Gang’s “Celebration.” I never even read the rest of the article; I was too busy dancing around with pure, unadulterated joy. I haven’t been this happy since the doctor told me “It’s benign.” I know a hiatus isn’t a break-up, but it could turn into a break-up, or the world could end or some other scenario in which ding-dong the witch is dead. Let’s try to have a little optimism here for a change, okay, people?

-AR