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Ted Nugent’s Death/Jail Clock – Day 1

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This past April 16, former Damnocracy guitarist Ted Nugent shared his political wisdom at the annual NRA convention about the possible re-election of President Barack Obama.

The big quote is, of course, this:

I’ll tell you this right now: If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?

Sadly for Mr. Nugent, Mr. Obama was re-elected as President of the United States last night in a convincing electoral landslide. If Mr. Nugent does not take up arms and chop off the heads of the president as he so bravely prognosticated, he only has one five months to live. Or, to be imprisoned by President Obama.

We here at MetalSucks are proud to provide Mr. Nugent with a countdown clock to monitor his own self-predicted demise or incarceration. Though we wish absolutely no harm to Mr. Nugent, we understand his fear. Everyone knows Mr. Obama has been stealthily holding back on taking away all Americans’ weapons until his second term as president.

Again, we do not wish death upon Mr. Nugent. Jail, however, might be his safest option from the dark forces once again illegally re-installed into the White House.

 

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