…And Now a Message from Jason Newsted
Following last month’s comeback declaration, former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted has released a new video update from the studio, which you can watch below. In the video, Jason announces that he spent five seconds thinking up the name of his new “heavy band,” which is only four seconds more than he spent thinking up the name “Papa Wheelie.” He also tells fans that he is too cheap to hire a publicist and so they should tell all their friends about him. Then he plays a sample of some truly terrible-sounding new music which sounds exactly like Load-era drek such as “Ain’t My Bitch” and that song about how James Hetfield needs gas.
Really, this video is an all-around winner that makes me beyond excited for new Newsted.