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Bad News: I Dare to Push Rude, Evil Hens is NOT the Title of the New Alice in Chains Album


Yesterday, Alice in Chains released an anagram which spelled out their new album title. We had a lot of fun trying to figure out what the answer was, but, needless to say, none of our choices were correct.

So what is the album called? Drumroll please…

The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here.

Uh, okay. Well, that’s actually not a much a better title than my suggestion of Tts! Run! Hide! I Have PTSD, Lover!, and makes only slightly more sense. My first immediate thought after hearing the title was, “Is this album about creationism?” But, y’know. It’s probably not.

Ahhh, whatevs. The first single from the album, “Hollow,” is great. Hopefully in a few years we’ll be like, “Remember when The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here seemed like a weird title for a record? But that album rules so hard!” Or something like that.

The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here will be out sometime in May.

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