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Whitechapel and Chimaira Also Lost a Game of Foosball to Ghost

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Those devious deviants in Ghost (B.C.) have struck again!!!

Last year, the ghoulish band infamously played Trivium in a competitive, no-holds-barred game of foosball, with the loser being forced to open for Asking Alexandria; unfortunately for Trivium, Ghost emerged victorious.

Now that band has done it again, this time defeating members of both Whitechapel and Chimaira, forcing both bands to appear on a tour with Asking Alexandria, Motionless in White, and I Killed The Prom Queen. A member of Chimaira who spoke to us only under the condition of anonymity had the following to say on the matter:

“Those freaks in Ghost are basically foosball sharps! They wander into the game room and they’re all, ‘Oh, what is this? Fuseball? We have never heard of it. Is it fun?’ Then they let us win a round, and then they very innocently go, ‘Let’s make it interesting, shall we?’ Next thing you know, we’re stuck touring with the three shittiest bands in the world. Fuck my life.”

Our hearts go out to the poor dudes in Chimaira and Whitechapel. They deserve better than this.

Other bands, take heed: PRACTICE YOUR DEFENSE or DON’T FALL INTO GHOST’S TRAP. A potential foosball victory is simply not the worth consequences should you lose.

Dates for the Whitechapel/Chimaira/etc. tour are below, courtesy of Metal Injection:

4/19 – Wichita, KS @ The Cotilion
4/21 – Lubbock, TX @ FMX Purple Spot Show
4/23 – New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
4/25 – Tallahassee, FL @ The Moon
4/26 – Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29
4/27 – Jacksonville, FL @ Welcome to Rockville
4/28 – Tampa, FL @ The Ritz (NO MiW)
4/30 – Birmingham, AL @ Bessemer Civic Center
5/01 – Norfolk, VA @ The Norva
5/03 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Ice Garden Arena
5/04 – Charlotte, NC @ Carolina Rebellion
5/05 – Richmond, VA @ The National
5/07 – Long Island, NY @ The Paramount
5/08 – Stroudsburg, PA @ Sherman Theatre
5/10 – Des Moines, IA @ KAZR Lazer Fest
5/11 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
5/12 – Minneapolis, MN @ Epic
5/14 – Omaha, NE @ Sokol Auditorium
5/15 – Kansas City, MO @ Granada Theater
5/17 – Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
5/18 – Columbus, OH @ Rock On The Range
5/25 – Pryor, OK @ Rocklahoma

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