Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch
I don’t watch The Celebrity Apprentice because I’m not stupid, but apparently Bret Michaels was on this season, the operative word being “was” because he was fired on the most recent episode. I don’t know why he was fired, but if I had to guess, I’d wager it’s because Donald Trump was pissed that someone on the show had a marginally more convincing hairpiece than his own.
ANYWAY, the important thing is, Bret took his defeat like a man. And by “like a man,” I mean “like a little girl who skinned her knee.” A source tells Radar Online:
“Bret was crying and totally distraught after he was fired… It was brutal to watch him freaking out the way he did… He couldn’t stop crying and even the producers were trying to comfort him. No one expected him to have a meltdown like that.”
Holy shit, all because he lost a freakin’ reality show? That’s a defeat that comes with absolutely no consequences! He’ll still be famous. People all over the world will still pay to hear his awful music. It makes you wonder: how does Bret react when something that’s actually sad happens? If his kittie dies they must have put him on suicide watch. Jesus flippin’ Christ, get it together man.