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Abused Toddlers Forced to Lip Sync to Korn


While I admire the amount of fervor these three-year-olds demonstrate while lip synching to Korn, watching a small child become infused with “The Holy Ghost” at a church service might be adorable, too. But we mustn’t lose sight of the fact that these poor, innocent children are really being indoctrinated into something insidious, and they have no choice in the matter, and they can’t even fully comprehend the evil by which they are currently engulfed. I mean, look at the blonde kid — he already looks like he got his haircut from a member of American Head Charge or something. Poor lil’ dude.

PARENTS: DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR CHILDREN. Feed them quality music. Follow examples like this one, or your child could end up like this idiot.

[via Metal Injection]

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