Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of Clutch’s New Album Earth Rocker


Andrew-WK-Grumpy-Cat1Last week we offered up three Jungle Rot prize packs to celebrate the release of their new album Terror Regime. One grand prize winner will receive a Terror Regime CD, zip-up hoodie, t-shirt, girly t-shirt and poster as well as a Skin The Living putty green vinyl reissue, while two runners-up will win just the Terror Regime CD, t-shirt and poster. And the winners are:

  • Grand Prize: FromTheWorkComputer: “Wait, what do you mean my favorite frontman isn’t number one?”
  • Runner Up: Daniel Barlow: “Mr. Mittens and I would like to know…..why is all the MILK gone?!”
  • Runner Up: Daniel Condrey: “Not At All What Andrew W.K. Thought When She Asked, “Would You Sign My Pussy?”

This week we’ve got one CD copy of Clutch’s excellent new album Earth Rocker to give away (it’s out now! order it here). To enter, just leave a comment with a funny caption to the photo below (sent in by MS reader Jordan Horror). Make us and your fellow Suckalos laugh.


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