Ghost Make Sex Toys Now
The Ghost Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set, which costs a mere $200, comes with a Ghost t-shirt, a brushed metal logo charm, a Bible box case with gold embossed artwork and red velvet lining, a “divorce scroll” with a foil Ghost emblem (so you can serve that special someone divorce papers and let him or her know that you’re a Ghost fan!), plus a butt plug “with moulded Grucifix logo base,” and a dildo shaped like vocalist Papa Emeritus II’s head.
I swear, this is a really real thing:
When you order the set, you’re asked to select what size you want — men’s small, men’s large, etc. It took me a second to realize they meant the t-shirt size, not the size of the dildo and butt plug. Dimensions for that have already been supplied in the product description:
While Ghost aren’t the first metal band to make their own line of sex toys — Rammstein did it in 2009 — they are, to the best of my knowledge, the first band to mold the head of the dildo to resemble a member of the band. THEY’RE INNOVATORS!!!