In Which Anso’s Beauty Was Intimidating

The MetalSucks Worst Week Ever Playlist: June 17 — June 21, 2013

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Now, this week’s top stories:

• We premiered new music from Battlecross, Mouth of the Architect, and Bangladeafy.
• We spoke to Last Chance to Reason’s Michael Lessard about joining The Contortionist as a full-time member.
• We learned that Randy Blythe’s manslaughter trial left all of Lamb of God “bankrupt.”
• We also learned that Lemmy needs a defibrillator now.
• Andrew W.K. tried to break the world record for longest drum session… in a retail store.
• Trent Reznor announced that David Lynch will direct the new Nine Inch Nails video.
• We learned that, sadly, there is no new Mastodon music in Disney/Pixar’s Monsters University.
• We destroyed the hopes and dreams of small children.
• We wondered who the fuck would buy a used part of pants from BulletBoys vocalist Marq Torien for $7k?
• Jeff Hanneman’s widow discussed the late Slayer guitarist’s post-spider bite depression.

Next week brings a couple of big premieres and more general tomfoolery. See ya then!