In Which We Gave Neden Tighteners as Office Gifts

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, SEPTEMBER 16 – SEPTEMBER 20, 2013

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Now, this week’s top stories:

• We debuted new music from Toxic Holocaust.
• We spoke to the legendary Justin K. Broadrick from Jesu and Godflesh. Thanks to Decibel, we also streamed Godflesh’s first new studio recording in twelve years.
• We got really, really excited that Devin Townsend could release THREE new albums in 2014.
• We learned that vinyl sales are up 745% since 2008. CD sales are still down, though :(
• We also learned, courtesy of Insane Clown Posse, that giving a woman a dildo when she changes her Facebook status to “single” is generally frowned upon in polite society. Good tip!
• We rocked out to fifty-six seconds of new Darkest Hour.
• We argued that next year’s Amon Amarth/Enslaved/Skeletonwitch tour is worth attending.
• Metallica became the latest band to announce a line of Christmas sweaters.
• Protest the Hero’s new video for “Clarity” sought to settle history’s most vicious feud: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek!
• Deafheaven’s Sunbather was featured in the Apple iPhone 5C keynote address.

Have a great weekend, gang, and we’ll see ya Monday!